The most helpful any everyday technology has ever been is GMail's "You wrote 'Attached is' but no files are attached." reminder and I don't need any tech to be more intelligent than that.
Some Tech CEO every day: "You don't get to own things now. I own your refrigerator. If you say mean things about me I will turn off your fridge and spoil all your dairy and eggs and meat. If you don't like it you go to jail."
People in my mentions: "Lmao are you REALLY a luddite? smh"
I'm the reason the Social Security program won't be around when you're old enough to retire! EXCUSE ME???? I'M ALSO THE REASON? BUT THAT'S FINE???
the reason
Well in Joe Hunter fashion, here’s a message: fuck it I’m watching RJ Decker, because I’ll always watch Carl Hiassen Mae Florida look both terrible and good.
It is harder to explain to kids “why are some things sticky” than “why do some people like men/women”.
The answer to both is molecules. Maybe atomic swerve?
Fuck this guy into the sunset.
My whole feed is dunking on this. I don’t have a good line I just didn’t want to be left out.
Also this is dumb.
Maybe it’s “men would rather tank a movie than something something” I dunno.
The package of censorship and surveillance bills brought up in todays markup has been advanced
Continue to contact your representatives and demand this legislation be opposed. Tell your family and friends, explain how these bills are not what they appear, and ask them to join us in opposition!
NO NO NO YOU DON’T
GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA
federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL
tell everyone you know
www.freetaxusa.com
Can’t wait to see what new ideas he has for sucking
Brits: Please scream. This is a Labour govt proposing to hand the property of individual British workers to largely US corporations.
@davidpintod.bsky.social
In May '25, a beloved Australian games website was sold off. It went dark then, a month later, rose from the dead but stuffed full of gambling links and AI authors.
It wasn't the first time, or the last time, this exact thing had happened. And it's still happening.
My months-long investigation 👇
It’s true. I met bob this way! I wasn’t in the New Yorker after rounds and rounds of edits.
Jaywalking in the United States is a made up "crime" that was literally a psyop campaign....
funded by automakers
because their cars were killing pedestrians
So they turned it back around on the victims. "Jay" was a negative slang at the time for someone who was a gullible rural person.
IF YOU'RE UNEMPLOYED IT'S NOT BECAUSE THERE ISNT ANY WORK JUST LOOK AROUND: A HOUSING SHORTAGE, CRIME, POLLUTION; WE NEED BETTER SCHOOLS AND PARKS. WHATEVER OUR NEEDS, THEY ALL REQUIRE WORK. AND AS LONG AS WE HAVE UNSATISFIED NEEDS, THERE'S WORK TO BE DONE. SO ASK YOURSELE, WHAT KIND OF WORLD HAS WORK BUT NO JOBS. IT'S A WORLD WHERE WORK IS NOT RELATED TO SATISFYING OUR NEEDS, WORLD WHERE WORK IS ONLY RELATED TO SATISFYING THE PROFIT NEEDS OF BUSINESS. THIS COUNTRY WAS NOT BUILT BY THE HUGE CORPORATIONS OR GOVERNMENT BUREAUCRACIES. IT WAS BUILT BY PEOPLE WHO WORK. AND, IT IS WORKING PEOPLE WHO SHOULD CONTROL THE WORK TO BE DONE. YET, AS LONG AS EMPLOYMENT IS TIED TO SOMEBODY ELSE'S PROFITS, THE WORK WONT GET DONE.
the Black Panthers were right
It’s literally my last one. C’mon, y’all.
Please, if you have the means, consider doing this. We will have to rebuild the trustworthy news media as we once knew it, and doing so means supporting fiercely independent outlets with our money as well as our clicks.
An unidentified man dressed in a Batman costume angrily confronted Santa Clara city officials during a joint meeting of the City Council, city authorities, and the Santa Clara Stadium Authority on Monday, using his public comment to condemn the city’s stance on cooperation with ICE.
Wild that there was an open lane called "what if we just explain things clearly to people?" and he's the first one to ever fill it
I’m ahead of the game by never having installed it.
you should never have had TikTok, but now you should really really really not be on TikTok.
I miss opening the 30 tabs of webcomics I would read every morning.
A metaphor for 2026?
bsky.app/profile/musi...
Of course.
Done.
photo of stacked 2.5 inch square stickers that reference the MN flag and have "F*CK ICE" written on it. the censoring asterisk is the north star from the MN state flag.
F*CK ICE
minnesota has become my home and i'm fucking pissed
donate $5 or more to any of the orgs listed on standwithminnesota.com, send me proof, and I'll send you a sticker
form: forms.gle/9xiPwFJ8an18...
Send him headphones and explain that it’s socialism.
Hi, I'm here. I know I barely post. All the reasons I used to post were related to promoting things I no longer do, and honestly life is just much busier now.
But hi. And also a question. How are you staying sane? What's keeping you occupied and from staring directly into the void?
Fascinating: A mid-December report from @dcpolicycenter.bsky.social shows how the number of births has been dropping in D.C. in recent years, which will have significant impacts for the city's child care, pre-K, and school systems. (Read the report here: www.dcpolicycenter.org/publications...)
