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Heroes (David Bowie acoustic cover) YouTube video by Half a Person

from the archives: because what the hell anymore:

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Sometimes I’ll feel like I’m doing okay mentally and then I’ll yawn out the word “help”

Photo of my fluffy white cat Francie meowing at the camera with her little pink, toothless mouth open looking like the cutest lil gremlin. The words art show are written in sloppy digital crayon above and below her face.

THURSDAY ART SHOW! If you are a working artist (i.e. you depend on income from your art) just respond to this post with your non-pornographic, non-violent, non-AI generated ✨CAT-RELATED✨ art/crafts and I will repost! From now until 11 pm EST. Include any relevant links like your website or etsy!

life should be more like when an animal chooses to sleep on you and then they have a little dream

A barred spiral galaxy from the Galaxy Zoo: Hubble project, classified by 32 volunteers.

A barred spiral galaxy, observed with the Hubble Space Telescope in the COSMOS survey.

It is at redshift unknown (lookback time unknown) with coordinates (149.97568, 2.46132).

32 volunteers classified this galaxy in Galaxy Zoo: Hubble.

SEPTIC TANKS PUMPED SWIMMING POOLS FILLED NOT SAME TRUCK

Appreciate the clarity

​​A data center in Ohio just got a $4.5 MILLION tax break.
10 new full-time jobs will be created.

I have never seen a clearer example of corporate tax breaks playing in our faces.

They're not even hiding the grift anymore.

You tell a rational technology to go to hell and what does it do, the very rational bon voyage that your astronaut heart is afraid of, and coordinates are already go for the funny little space saving smart drill car

Ted Cruz asks Treasury to approve $200 billion tax cut without Congress Cruz and Sen. Tim Scott are pushing for a big change in tax policy ahead of the 2026 midterms.

Bernie Sanders and Ro Khanna just introduced a plan to tax billionaires and raise $4.4 TRILLION for the rest of us.

Ted Cruz and Tim Scott want to steal $200 BILLION from us and give it to the richest people in America.

One of these is the right answer, and it's not Ted Cruz's.

do you ever follow someone and think wow they’re really funny and cool i think i’d like to watch them through their kitchen window

I might be a tiny bit biased because I work there but I think Merrymac does some of the finest timeline cleansing on bluesky. A+ follow IMO.

disney should make cartoons people can actually relate to. none of us are ever gonna be a king. the lion should work at a plumbing supplies wholesaler

boy, are you a seagull because i want to fight you in a parking lot for the last hot dog

24% of Americans are living paycheck-to-paycheck.

And America's billionaires got $1.5 trillion richer last year.

So of course, we're cutting services for working people to pay for tax breaks for billionaires.

What a joke.

A grey tabby snoozes with his head up and eyes closed, paws draping over his kitty bed. Behind him on the wall is a diploma with a gold seal on it. Which includes honors in the major, but nobody can see that and nobody really cares except me. Though my dad was pleased

Tony has a degree in Adorability with Honors in the Major

Selfie of me and mom in our masks from yesterday’s appointment

Hey friends - at the CT place with mom who needs it for her lungs (from nearly dying of Covid almost exactly 2 years ago)

Turns out it’s $200. 200 fucking dollars.

If you’re able to help her - PayPal: Lisa.Surprise - her name is Lisa Moore.

Or me: $LaurenMckenziest ca,v,pp

our adopt a rent donor list is running dry. i might have to set up an illegal lemonade stand in front of my house.

what a bummer

I've always thought of Dubai as the waiting room for Epstein Island.

Easy-to-Remember Conversion Chart Gallons to Litres 1 Gallon = 1 Litre Pounds to Kilos 1 Pound = 1 Kilo Fahrenheit to Celcius 1°F = 1°C Inches to Centimetres 1 Inch = 1 Centimetre Feet to Metres 1 Foot = 1 Metre Miles to Kilometres 1 Mile = 1 Kilometre

Here's a universal conversion chart that's very easy to remember. Hopefully it proves useful

{concert}

lead singer: this next one’s off our new album…

me: *already in my car*

a man in a hat and jacket says i am never going to financially recover from this Alt: "Tiger King," from the odd documentary about his eventful life, saying "I am never going to financially recover from this."

Me, finding a cat in a dumpster 14 years ago:

I just worked out until I was drenched in sweat and then showered for a long time. This feeling is as close as we get to joy and accomplishment in 2026.

“We thought we were living in a politically neutral slave state.”

What if there was a mindful way to steal people’s art, pollute Black neighborhoods, and raise everyone’s electric bill?

a tabby cat (JoJo Deluxe) sleeps with her paws outstretched in front of her, cross-crossed and her furry face straight down in between them. her entitled bed rests on the back cushion of a couch

and now working on a restful little evening

hi hello hey

do the thing.

weekly reminder 💊⏰

me: wow it’s march 1st where did the time go

you: it’s on the spice rack. where it always is

me: what

I went through and added up the total paid rents through our adopt-a-rent program, and it is 329 families for $463,217. All peer-to-peer, no fundraising. Just neighbors helping each other out.

If you want to adopt a family, and can afford to give $500 or more, signal me at asiniiwiikwe.72