Senator Grook

BREAKING: Scientists are staging a “science fair” in the lobby of a Congressional building to tell elected officials about the critical knowledge the US will lose because their research grants have been canceled.

#deer 🦌

I know it's a reference but

Ben we NEED you to get drunk again

For everyone who may have thought the warnings of a false spring in Chicago were hyperbole: Friday - temps near 80; Saturday - thousands of people in short sleeves watch the river dyed green; Sunday - it's snowing!

Continuing the Reduction of the Federal Bureaucracy By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1.  Purpose.

This, by the by, is an effing disaster if it holds up. The number of public libraries that will go under if IMLS is shuttered is mind-boggling. www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

Durbin voted yes on cloture.

Someone primary him please.

#deer 🦌

Senator @schumer.senate.gov doesn't get it. By voting YES, he's putting Americans in greater danger over the long run.

Please share Melissa's post and keep calling your Democratic Senators. Tell them to #HoldTheLine ⬇️

haha yeah they do that

Hero

Complete batshit lunacy on the president's Truth Social account. Yes, he really posted this.

the only time in my life i ever got a concussion was in kindergarten because i wouldn’t stop talking about how much i loved massachusetts senator john kerry and another kid picked me up and threw me at a tree

Ayyyy Hamfrags

FROSTPAW SAYS DONT GIVE UP #warriorcats

Tallstar

FREE EGGS

get in the van

PSA of the day: Delete any app that tracks your cycle & do what your ancestors did. Buy a pocket-sized calendar, e.g., this handy Hallmark Datebook. Circle the start & end dates of your period. Works like magic. Sponsored by the weekend's Venus-Saturn conjunction. www.hallmark.com/2025-hallmar...

lmaoo nah you're good

dont worry bro im literally trans idk why she voted for it

Federal judge blocks Kroger’s $25 billion mega-merger with Albertsons | CNN Business A federal judge in Oregon blocked Kroger’s proposed $25 billion tie-up with Albertsons, ruling that the largest merger in US supermarket history would limit competition and harm consumers.

A federal judge just blocked Kroger's $24.6B acquisition of Albertsons.

Four corporations control 70% of retail grocery sales in America. Kroger and Albertsons are two of those corporations.

Less competition means more opportunity to price gouge.

This deal was a rotten egg.

So a bit sudden but I'm the president of South Korea now!

"If a woman doesn't look woman enough to a Republican, they want to be able to inspect your genitals to use a bathroom? It's disgusting.

Everyone should reject it completely... they're endangering women, they're endangering girls of all kind, and everyone should reject it. It's gross." - AOC