Trump: "Hey I stole your wallet"
Me: What the fuck?! Give it back
Trump: "Here's $100 back"
Me: There was $500 in that wallet
Trump: "And you're getting $100 back! Aren't you so thankful for a great, brilliant guy like me? Also I'm keeping the wallet."

Princess Peach

Aeropress. It's only like $25, portable, lots of different recipes/variations you can do, single serve and also fast.

Otherwise, cold brew. You can make good cold brew for basically the cost of filters, but you usually need to brew at a higher ratio so you end up spending a bit more on coffee

shejuttabebby

How do you define Whiff here? If whiffing is just a swing and miss but excludes no-swing, then I think it makes sense for better hitters to be up top here. They have a better eye, and therefore will recognize middle-middle more often.

Need to layer [Middle-Middle Swings] / [Middle-Middle Rcvd]

guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this

Closer to just a class-based shooter than a hero shooter, I think.

More TF2 than Overwatch/Marvel Rivals

While skating around an empty warehouse, professional skateboarder Tony Hawk accidentally gained an extra life after collecting the wrong golden letters.

paletteswap.site/dif...

A row of gamers playing Super Smash Bros Melee on CRT TVs at Genesis X2 in 2025. I am pictured in the center locked in on my game next to my doubles partner p0ke.

Only good pic of me from this weekend, and I made an album cover and I'm locked the fuck in

Thank you! @bruhgaming15.bsky.social www.flickr.com/photos/aub-b...

peu importe sa valeur nette tant que tout le monde n'a rien

honkai star rail

Not saying cancer isn't hard to cure or that we aren't making any progress. Saying that we live in an oligarchy, and if we didn't we could have made more progress right now if the goals were aligned.

Also, rich people, unlike poor people, can afford cancer treatments without it bankrupting them

I don't buy the conspiracy that the cure to cancer already exist and elites are hiding it from us.

I do buy that the powers that be could have cured cancer by now but have chosen not to because it is in the wealthy class' interest to do so.

Showing a 2014 runner a 2025 Whomp's Fortress would probably be the equivalent of feeding a Victorian child a Dorito.

Super Bowl? I hardly knower bowl

!bald

This is Trump's America

Janky screenshot of StartGG on Chrome Android mobile

Janky Screenshot of StartGG on Firefox Android mobile

@startgg.bsky.social Hey, your website is broken on multiple mobile browsers

Acquire new mechanic

Or learn to change your own oil, it's not that difficult

"I just needed to sleep on it... For 75 days"

Mentally inserting the phrase "racist sexist homophobe" whenever I see the phrase"far right". Puts every action into context. I should make a chrome extension that does this for me.

Just get new times under 1min on every course, problem solved

Hanouna : Musk n'a pas fait de Salut nazi mais un salut d'amour au public.
😂 mais...

A small flower vase shaped like a blue Pikmin, with a single white and pink flower in full bloom.

My only regret is I didn't buy more of him

With the TikTok ban, it’s time for a new social app to take it’s place

Yeah! this post to let Nintendo know that we want Miiverse to return

A picture of Vladimir Lenin in his tomb

DAMINATED LENIN

A white device which reads "Trouvaille CID-AM2002" on the side. It is a hole on a shaft, sort of in the shape of a hairdryer, and an entire banana (peel and all) is shown inside the hole with arrows going both in and out. It appears to be a device that washes bananas. A small diagram shows that the device can be placed on a stand, which tilts to either side and has up to 180° range of motion.

who up washin they banana