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@bosonicvinegar

πŸ› οΈ Name's Emmet. Your friendly neighborhood repair wombat! πŸ–₯️ Software maker πŸ‘½ Weird fiction writer βš›οΈ Science liker 🎨 Art by others! He/him, >40. No RP. πŸ”ž PFP @artdexo2000.bsky.social Banner @saltamor.bsky.social

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I feel seen somehow.

13.03.2026 10:25 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You'll get out on bail I'm sure

13.03.2026 02:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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personal sketch pool toy benji.
Normal you shouldn’t swim after eating but you need the ballast to not get blown away.

13.03.2026 01:01 πŸ‘ 182 πŸ” 44 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

I've tried to figure out if he's a composite manifestation of unmet psychic needs but he's also kind of an asshole so, you know, the jury's out.

13.03.2026 00:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Super Trivia  - short
Super Trivia - short YouTube video by Studio Dude Shed

Let it go and accept the truth that we is dumb. Dumb as hell.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=epfD...

13.03.2026 00:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

It happened again just now. He just *appeared*. I'm not sure he's even real.

13.03.2026 00:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There's a coworker I've been collaborating with on a project. The thing is, I can never MEET him. By that I mean for the past 6 months whenever I've needed to speak to him I've never been able to find him.

I ONLY ever *bump into* himβ€”almost always by turning a corner to find him standing there.

13.03.2026 00:38 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If I'm dumb as hell and all the means of production are automated, how am I contributing to an economy?

If I've been deskilled, what am I doing to make money to spend on products? What value is there in advertising to my eyeballs?

Everything top-heavy eventually crashes down.

13.03.2026 00:11 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Dwagon! πŸ‰

(Old art)

12.03.2026 23:07 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Older Young Pope redraw
[ #InNomine #furryart ]

12.03.2026 23:05 πŸ‘ 174 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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My dad's dog, Porkchop!

(Old art)

12.03.2026 22:54 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Some doodles of Boris the badger boy!

12.03.2026 20:24 πŸ‘ 387 πŸ” 93 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine there’s no countries

While going number two

Nothing to kill or die for

Except Everything

- John Lennon, β€œImagination Song”

12.03.2026 22:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I like the tire pile

12.03.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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A bunch of random transformations that @miltonholmes.art has done for me! Figure I'd gather them up and share them here!!!

Which one do you like the best? 😜

Individual images here! - https://postimg.cc/gallery/q3FFkTs

12.03.2026 20:27 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Victor the white-furred smilodon, lazing in a hammock in a taiga forest, smoking a pipe with a bowl of blue/purplish berries on his tummy. His cloak has been sitting on the ground for so long it has moss and mushrooms growing on it, and his spear, resting against a tree, has a butterfly resting on it.

Victor the white-furred smilodon, lazing in a hammock in a taiga forest, smoking a pipe with a bowl of blue/purplish berries on his tummy. His cloak has been sitting on the ground for so long it has moss and mushrooms growing on it, and his spear, resting against a tree, has a butterfly resting on it.

No, Victor is not about to sit in a circle and cry about his *feelings* like Faergi's other patients. He's happy enough right where he isβ€”as long as Mollin keeps those berries coming. They must have some sort of addictive substance in them, he swears.

Artwork by @konnestra.bsky.social!

12.03.2026 10:44 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

#commission #YCH #lynx #furryart #woodcarving #wood_carving #carving #handmade #crafting #craft #relief #fortunatafox #horned_hut #hornedhut

🦁[Y] "Tobias"😾

Finished woodcarving YCH for @fortunatafox.bsky.social

The portrait is done. Waxed, so it looks like a copper coin.

12.03.2026 17:17 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I've already been Anodized.

12.03.2026 17:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Transformers transformation sound effect. #transformers
Transformers transformation sound effect. #transformers YouTube video by TJ Productions Teal

www.youtube.com/shorts/Tn5UL...

12.03.2026 17:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
painting of a seal doing astral projection on the beach

painting of a seal doing astral projection on the beach

seal doing astral projection

12.03.2026 13:54 πŸ‘ 1592 πŸ” 572 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 22
Super mario bros movie : generic kids movie held up by cameos and references 

Original mario bros movie with bob hoskins : avante garde cyberpunk film about a dystopian capitalist society bent ln genociding inferior species, brought down by two blue collar men

Super mario bros movie : generic kids movie held up by cameos and references Original mario bros movie with bob hoskins : avante garde cyberpunk film about a dystopian capitalist society bent ln genociding inferior species, brought down by two blue collar men

You know what tho

11.03.2026 23:13 πŸ‘ 5768 πŸ” 1356 πŸ’¬ 109 πŸ“Œ 162

America is a shining city on a hill.

That city is Minas Morgul.

12.03.2026 13:35 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Here, let's go back to the classic PFP. I'll reserve the other one for... special moods.

12.03.2026 10:47 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Victor the white-furred smilodon, lazing in a hammock in a taiga forest, smoking a pipe with a bowl of blue/purplish berries on his tummy. His cloak has been sitting on the ground for so long it has moss and mushrooms growing on it, and his spear, resting against a tree, has a butterfly resting on it.

Victor the white-furred smilodon, lazing in a hammock in a taiga forest, smoking a pipe with a bowl of blue/purplish berries on his tummy. His cloak has been sitting on the ground for so long it has moss and mushrooms growing on it, and his spear, resting against a tree, has a butterfly resting on it.

No, Victor is not about to sit in a circle and cry about his *feelings* like Faergi's other patients. He's happy enough right where he isβ€”as long as Mollin keeps those berries coming. They must have some sort of addictive substance in them, he swears.

Artwork by @konnestra.bsky.social!

12.03.2026 10:44 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

The best you can do is the best you can do. I know you want to do better, but you're still working and you're still getting things done. It's important to give yourself credit for what you've managed to accomplish in the face of adversity.

You're not a weakling. You're strong.

12.03.2026 10:23 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

85% of Emmets are facing left. Sheesh. How am I supposed to start lightning round like this?

12.03.2026 09:59 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hereby put forth that man is a hoofless smallknee.

12.03.2026 09:49 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My PFP is scaring me just a little. I’ll change it to something else in a bit.

12.03.2026 02:49 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

🎡 Workin' too hard, can make you shadalap ap ap ap ap ap

12.03.2026 00:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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No More War

11.03.2026 19:35 πŸ‘ 313 πŸ” 87 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0