Hardcore Fenton Mudd

Tattoo parlour refuses to give me an S1W on my arm

Dante: but you hate sports!
Me: but I love Kevin Costner sports movies. Isn’t it ironic?

Conservative ethos is it’s better to be a bully than a victim, better to be tough & wrong than gentle & right

What annoys me is how often random/accidental midi programming sounds way better than meticulously arranged compositions. Like it’ll be dynamite at first until I work and work at it until it’s drab and boring or else just a concerta noise blipvert

Like I once did great stuff with a sliced midi sample from the orchestral music of street fighter the movie but it was just too easy. I was merely the salieri with genius whispering in my ear, catching lightning in bottle, storing it in pantry until I forget about it

Keep wanting to make a video on midi slicing but TBH sometimes the magic works, sometimes it’s just like “this is noise falling up a staircase”

Lawnmower man screenplay: what if VR and cyberspace can augment peoples intelligence and make them into gods

Short story basis: what if the dude who mows your lawn was real nasty?

The brute man theory:
Never attribute malice where acromegaly can adequately explain a situation

Overheard: bro do you have any idea how hard it is to get 180g of protein a day?

Illustration of a shouting young man.

This house will become a shrine, and punks and skins and rastas will all gather round and hold their hands in sorrow for their fallen leader. And all the grown-ups will say, "But why are the kids crying?" And the kids will say, "Haven't you heard? Rick is dead! The People's Poet is dead!"

Yeah but I end up wasting a lot of the session acting out the voices and doing sfx

Is a joke meta reference a joke? I guess so

Next time I get drunk at a party and tell the moose joke, I’ll just lie and say it’s a Lenny Bruce routine, that’s believable

I told my therapist that my instinctive self parenting voice is Spock but what I need most of the time is Kirk. She understood the intellect/ feelings dialectic metaphor and ran with it despite not being super familiar with the subject. Decided not to complicate things by saying Spock is half human

Thulsa doom: take them to the tree of sorrow
Bill & Ted: BOGUS…..

Thulsa doom: CRUCIFY THEM!
Bill & Ted: Excellent! (Pretend to play guitars)

This joke is restricted

Also let’s not forget what this is really about. Craven nihilistic dog wagging as distraction at best, psychopathic apocalyptic crusade dogma and hatred of muslims (plus dog wagging) at worst.

It infuriates me beyond measure that American hawks will use words like authoritarian, repressive or theocratic as pejorative descriptors & justified reasons to bomb/invade Iran. They dont get to use those words, those are our words.

I hope Iran returns to its glory days, Tehran in the seventies looked awesome

Nice

Chow yun fat with a machete and shotgun in tiger on beat

I love resident evil

Coooooool

Wgat

Upon hearing of Woody Allen’s inclusion in the Epstein files, the moose was furious

Is this a roast beef line?

Italians will see this and go “nooooo”

Diabetes has thrown a wrench into my treat ADHD with sour patch kids plan

lol just saw Robby Hoffman assault joy behar

One week I filled it up upside down, day 1 went right off rails, was total chaos

Posting a picture of Tom Savini every day until I forget challenge #horrorsky