white cat prophecy

Mr. Bean is CANONICALLY AN ALIEN???

"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve"

The SAVE Act is a voter suppression bill, masquerading as “fraud prevention.”

The GOP is using this bill as a Trojan horse to restrict voting rights and maintain their hold on power.

Call (202) 224-3121 ＆ tell your MOC to #StopTheSaveAct

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Working on a political campaign with millennials is funny because everybody finds themselves saying things like “let me see if we can use my parents’ printer for that”

The main villain isn't a person, it's the system of capitalism.

in order to save this country we are probably going to have to do things that make rich men sad 😔

We give the best hours of the best years of our lives to people and institutions that truly do not give a shit about us. I’m sad about this.

My woke superbowl party will have an abortion doctor booth and a table where you can get your gender transed

NPR host on the most recent Throughline episode just declared that the people of Iran want “free and fair erections”

Just watched a van with white supremacist stickers get t-boned by a truck with second amendment stickers

BREAKING: Bernie Sanders is introducing an amendment to cut ICE’s $75 billion funding increase, and to use those funds to restore the federal cuts to health care.

What group is this? I need to join

I’m tired of being unemployed. I miss the rush of increasing shareholder value

Remember how on our missions we lived in fear that investigators would Google the church? Yeah that was totally normal

@whitecatprophecy.bsky.social Just accidentally wrote my epitaph while trying to describe my degree: No use in capitalism, immense societal value.
I've never felt so seen ☠️.

Clearly you’ve never been to Portland

Not the good kind though

I’m applying for a job managing volunteers for people who know (and share) my opinion of the church so I finally get to make a resume just explicitly framing my mission as cult recruiting

it's remarkable that we have two extremely high profile case studies of how severe brain damage turns people into right-wing morons

One of the most popular and crowd-pleasing arias in classical opera, "Perché non c'è cibo nella mia ciotola, donna?" tells an emotional tale of a desperately malnourished waif and translates into English as "Why Is There No Food In My Bowl, Woman?"

Say what you will about the Republican Party but they’ve done a great job distracting me from my anger at the LDS church

Renee Good’s killing has fucked me up more than any of the things have in a while. My partner is a 37yo mother of three who wouldn’t hesitate for a second to get between ICE and her neighbors and would 100% get into a situation like Renee’s. Thinking about it all fills me with rage. Fuck this shit.

Medicare for All Explained | Robert Reich Robert Reich

Next year, Americans will see the biggest jump in health insurance costs in 15 years.

Meanwhile, the seven largest health insurance companies made a combined $71B in profits in 2024.

It’s far past time for Medicare for All. Here’s what you need to know.

For a while when I was a kid we had this home teacher who liked to give us hour-long lessons on stuff like the relationship between faith and quantum mechanics

After a couple such lessons my dad told him “just the First Presidency message next month will be fine” and we never heard from him again

The silence from @monicalewinsky.bsky.social the last few days is deafening, she could tweet literally anything right now and it would be the funniest thing anyone has ever said

Mormons church wide are studying D&C 132 today. It’s a great day to text your LDS family and ask them how their pediphilia apologetics lesson went l

Anyone watching Surviving Mormonism? Is it good?

I am deliriously laughing at the image of Boebert facing dawning revelation that she's actually found the pedophile elite conspiracy ring and that she's standing right in the middle of it

probably something an innocent man would do

Update: Andrew Garfield has literally eaten honey that my gf gave to a mutual friend who served it at a function that Garfield attended. He said my girlfriend’s honey was very good.