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@theodelic

I'm just here for the political wonks I follow who escaped Twitter, plus the occasional absurdist humor account. Oh and cats.

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"Reacharound Mortgage" maybe

07.03.2026 04:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He's the Chet-est Chet of Every Chet who ever Chetted.

07.03.2026 04:09 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How many hours was it buried under the soup recipes and crossword puzzles?

πŸ‘πŸ–•

06.03.2026 02:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pictured: a loudmouth who has moved to the right

05.03.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Time for your potty training

27.02.2026 20:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of squidward from spongebob squarepants is showering with coins . ALT: a cartoon of squidward from spongebob squarepants is showering with coins .
24.02.2026 03:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"That baby was no angel"

Kilmeade, probably

24.02.2026 03:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pour one out for ALL OF THE FOOD

And all we got out of it was a Sam Altman

22.02.2026 04:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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So NJ lawmakers wrote a bill to rein in ICE.

And this is what they called it.

www.nytimes.com/2026/02/21/n...

21.02.2026 23:52 πŸ‘ 4569 πŸ” 1453 πŸ’¬ 131 πŸ“Œ 265

Jesus Christ it's like a readout of a fucking homeowner's association dispute

21.02.2026 06:34 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Every news story is now β€œState Senator Randy Pervert (R-Springfield) was indicted on 8 counts of lewd behavior with a child under 12 and has been put on paid leave from his two jobs as Border Patrol liaison and youth pastor at First Presbyterian (PCA) where parishioners say they were β€˜blindsided.’”

20.02.2026 04:33 πŸ‘ 9260 πŸ” 2290 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 1

I was genuinely surprised Anderson's name was lumped in along with Bret Baier & Tony Dokoupil as people she was pursuing. Showed a bit of actual awareness on her part.

17.02.2026 04:49 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The funny part is that all the wealthy dopes she sucks up to believe their (and her) viewpoints are actually popular

17.02.2026 04:38 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah she's basically a rounding error / price of doing business for Ellison.

17.02.2026 04:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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no lies detected

17.02.2026 04:28 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No true Scotts, man.

17.02.2026 03:18 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There's an easy way to find out if somebody's a witch. maybe he can take the test.

17.02.2026 00:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6hc...

See how easy this is, @nytimes.com ?

17.02.2026 00:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This kind of garbage IS their standard practice.

16.02.2026 20:15 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sigh. And yep. The only reason I ended up being born in the United States is my Protestant French ancestors had to make a run for it before they were whacked by their fellow (Catholic) countrymen.

15.02.2026 03:20 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jesus Christ there's not even a John McCain wing of the REPUBLICAN party any more

FFS If McCain could see what Graham turned into

14.02.2026 06:33 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Okay that was pretty great & dogged reporting and real-time fact-checking too.

Hopefully someone can forward this to the White House Press corps(e)

They could use a reminder of what journalism is supposed to do

13.02.2026 06:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

without their consent, of course.

13.02.2026 04:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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13.02.2026 03:36 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He πŸ’• Mellon when they did what HE wanted.

'When I was pursuing a Ph.D. in comparative literature in the 2010s, Mellon’s Dissertation Completion Fellowship program provided essential financial support to graduate students finishing their studies.'

'In 2022, however, that program was eliminated.'

13.02.2026 03:29 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Pictured: Not-particularly-charismatic insider who is now running an ENTIRE STATE, thanks.
But sure your premise TOTALLY holds.

13.02.2026 03:17 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

!

gonna have to put this on that "change my mind" meme

13.02.2026 03:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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"I asked multiple times over the course of several months for an interview with Elizabeth Alexander, but through a spokesperson she refused to talk with me, a decision that highlights a broader set of problems within elite academic culture: a disinclination to be accountable to laypeople."
πŸ™„

13.02.2026 02:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Reacharound accomplished

11.02.2026 20:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They gave it their best shot with the Super Bowl ads and all they proved is you can do a bunch of useless shit.

(while wrecking the environment and the economy, so THAT part of the hype is true at least)

11.02.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0