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Nick Lord Lancaster

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Writer of short things http://nicklordlancaster.wordpress.com/

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Richard II

06.03.2026 16:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yep. The Day Before You Came is also great. A shame they imploded at the beginning of what was clearly going to be an interesting phase

06.03.2026 11:09 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My wife still occasionally uses "You grew up with a dishwasher, I didn't" as an excuse. We've had a dishwasher for nearly 15 years

27.02.2026 14:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Common Peephole
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She came from Greece,
she had a faulty socket.
Her eye fell out,
she couldn’t stop it.
Β 
That’s when I
caught her eye.


Brian Bilston

Common Peephole Β  Β  She came from Greece, she had a faulty socket. Her eye fell out, she couldn’t stop it. Β  That’s when I caught her eye. Brian Bilston

Pulp poetry.

27.02.2026 09:42 πŸ‘ 953 πŸ” 239 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 7

Willim?

24.02.2026 13:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Full list of Aptamil and Cow & Gate baby formulas recalled over toxin poisoning fears The Food Standards Agency confirmed this week that dozens of children suffered symptoms of toxin poisoning

Just a heads up to any fellow parents, the formula recall has expanded to Aptamil and Cow and Gate now, as well as Nestle and Danone, please do check if you use formula at all on case you need to stop:

08.02.2026 14:02 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 48 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

And every reason to spend those 2 years trying not to think about Space Babies

09.02.2026 12:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Rhythm. And unambiguous communication of whatever the writer wanted to communicate. Obviously anything can be mangled by the reader's brain, and writing can be deliberately unclear or ambiguous, but "deliberate" is the key word there. Good writing knows what it is doing

28.01.2026 10:38 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A few days ago, I stood in the graveyard of an 1100 year old church, getting damper and damper in the drizzling rain.

A woman walked into the graveyard, waved, said hello, and, as we had previously arranged, handed me a paper bag full of human bones.

The life of a churchwarden is a strange one...

23.01.2026 11:44 πŸ‘ 3140 πŸ” 865 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 303

A THREAD. Which I have decided to call 'Reasons Why Owls Are Excellent'.

1. They are always putting the needs of others before their own.

21.01.2026 13:28 πŸ‘ 443 πŸ” 106 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 7

Duke of Edinburgh will always be Philip. Edward is just Edward

16.01.2026 17:12 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely

16.01.2026 17:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Meanwhile plenty of the people living on them will still refer to Andrew's brother as Prince Charles

16.01.2026 16:44 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

My brother once mangled the punchline to the other Edward Woodward joke and told me a man with three planks of wood on his head was called Edhead Woodhead

12.01.2026 12:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tennant in RTD's Casanova was very similar to his Doctor, although (a) he wasn't a Doctor Who actor at the time, and (b) the Doctor wasn't really like that until Tennant

19.12.2025 09:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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BBC Sounds - Noiser Presents, Titanic: Ship of Dreams Explore life and death on the most infamous ship in history.

His great uncle Jimmy, who turns up frequently in this

www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p...

19.12.2025 09:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And, eventually, the socket on the device. Pretty much the only reason I replaced mp3 players until bluetooth earphones came along

05.12.2025 15:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We watched all of Silent Witness over the course of a few months last year. Some actors turn up as multiple characters, others as the same cop years apart. Ruth Gemmell was a fairly major character in the first series and then at least two one-offs in later series. It's lovely to see

04.11.2025 12:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you bought it last week for Β£1m, that's wealth and should be taxed. If you bought it in the '80s and it's now worth Β£1m, that's because you worked hard and you deserve to keep it all

29.10.2025 10:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You can just not use gen AI. Just don't. You've lived your entire life without it, it is in fact incredibly easy to keep not using it.

13.10.2025 22:26 πŸ‘ 214 πŸ” 80 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 4

The problem is, we don't see what exposure to ideas does to us. The human brain is a machine for rationalising the irrational. It will tell you you're the same person you were a year ago no matter what you've been through. We all think - every single one of us - that we can't be manipulated.

10.10.2025 08:27 πŸ‘ 97 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 6
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Sybil Andrews, English-Canadian (1898-1992), Wings, 1979, color linocut, sheet: 34.6 x 40.1 cm, plate: 31.7 x 36.5 cm, The Met, New York City, New York, USA

11.08.2025 15:50 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Glynis Johns (Mrs Banks) only died last year, aged 100. With one or two notable exceptions, the Mary Poppins cast was delightfully long-lived

01.10.2025 09:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Our primary school library was just a room with books in. We were only allowed to use it in groups containing at least one sensible child, or accompanied by whoever's mum was volunteering that day.

A decent selection of books though. We were lucky. I have no idea who maintained it

29.09.2025 10:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine being able to conjure that out of a piece of lino. It's Exquisite. The sense of movement

24.09.2025 15:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Neighbours dwarfs the lot of them though

05.09.2025 09:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cleansed your timeline; tear-stained my cheeks

04.09.2025 15:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A book is a great accessory. Small enough to fit in a pocket/handbag, useful enough that you can pretend it's not just there for show. Printed books are often ornamental anyway, and nobody's going to see your lovely bookcase unless you've attracted them to your house in the first place

27.08.2025 10:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Artwork to amazing things

Artwork to amazing things

Artwork to amazing things

Artwork to amazing things

Artwork to amazing things

Artwork to amazing things

Artwork to amazing things

Artwork to amazing things

Happy release day to me. Amazing Things is out today. You can listen to it on streaming, order the downloads from bandcamp or buy the vinyl and CD from www.hefnet.com
We apologise that the vinyl and CD is delayed but we should have it in a week or two. Thankyou for supporting me.

22.08.2025 06:43 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3
Acrylic painting. We see a back wall and the floor leading out from it, both surfaces painted with stripes of white, dark blue, brown, white and light blue. Across the floor scampers a mass of abstract paint; strokes and splats of greens, whites, browns and reds, with two of the strokes at rhe bottom vaguely resembling legs walking along. To the left, in white, the words: oh, look - it's the gatecrasher.

Acrylic painting. We see a back wall and the floor leading out from it, both surfaces painted with stripes of white, dark blue, brown, white and light blue. Across the floor scampers a mass of abstract paint; strokes and splats of greens, whites, browns and reds, with two of the strokes at rhe bottom vaguely resembling legs walking along. To the left, in white, the words: oh, look - it's the gatecrasher.

A painting called...

The Gatecrasher

06.08.2025 17:19 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0