Mich. L. Rev. sending a red scarf was overkill, IMHO.
05.03.2026 23:02
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Mich. L. Rev. sending a red scarf was overkill, IMHO.
I thought that too, but then when I submitted, I failed a captcha test. What a way to find out.
Imagine the pitch meeting:
“So, Sean Connery? A Scottish swordsman? I think I see where you’re going.”
“No you do not! The Scottish sword guy will be played by a French dude. Connery plays Juan Sánchez Villalobos Ramírez, Chief metallurgist to King Charles V of Spain. With a Scottish accent.”
See my forthcoming, “Air Power at the Founding”
JC: I come as a thief in the night and no one not even angels and stuff know when I’m coming.
Them: Okay but what if we bomb Iran?
JC: ???
We’ll wake you when Jesus gets here.
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Did we try torpedoing a ventilation duct? Throwing some jewelry into their largest volcano?
Okay, but this document is obviously a war on typography.
Prediction: Jesus ain’t coming back for this.
Fans blew the roof off waterpolo venue. 10yos all brought their A-game. Most exciting live sporting event I’ve witnessed in a while.
(I passed. But I went to law school instead.)
When I get nervous, I make jokes. Sometimes it helps. As it happens, the polygraph is one of those circumstances where it doesn’t.
Once had to take a polygraph for a job I applied for in DC. Checked in with security guard, some surly soldier-y looking dude in full camo. He asks if I’m carrying any weapons. I hold up my hands, look him dead in the eye & say “Just these hands.”
He laughed & laughed. Wasn’t that kind of job.
Such a good headline. Must prop up MAGA agenda by doing the number one thing the MAGA people say MAGA agenda is against. This is like MAHA banning chiropractors hawking supplements and raw milk on YouTube.
Which school has better skiing?
Had to explain to the kids about how peaches come from a can cuz they were put there by a man in a factory downtown.
Open the schools.
youtu.be/3GCrzjVdmSg?...
The “end of humanity” would be the “end of scarcity.” QED, dummies.
“I choose trial by snow combat!”
There’s a 10th Circuit judge who lives down the street from me. She’s married to the head of the HOA and it is not clear to me who wields more power. After all the HOA is often a court of last resort.
Kid had a choir performance at school. Asked how it went and he said: “It would have been better if it was just me.”
I am the Marley’s Ghost of this.
A word of caution re writing Very Long Law Review Articles (VLLRAs):
Almost no one will ever read them. If they do, they won’t read them carefully.
Remember all those caveats? All that nuance? No one else will. & the L Rev gods will punish you with an eternity of reductive (or wrong) citations.
Everyone knows the *real* cause of high NYC rents—freemasonry.
Tired: May it please the court.
Wired:
If the rule is that—as a result of your taking it upon yourself to spoil the long running tradition of peaceful transfer of power through your staggering wickedness, dishonesty, and mob violence—you lose your ability to bank w/JP Morgan Chase, I can live with that.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/21/b...
The Gen X urge to not do what you tell me.
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