Ryan

ME: pack a bag, we’re flying to kansas

MY WAYWARD SON: what kind of bag

I miss the Olympics

Miikka Kiprusoff

A fine choice but “Eagle Rock” by Daddy Cool is the quintessential Aussie wedding shooey song. Just don’t be surprised if an Aussie appears on the dace floor with his pants off

HOW ABOUT YOU MIND YOUR BUSINESS, DMN

Given the circumstances this sounds like great news, actually

They’re mad we only watch once every four years

I found the cure for male loneliness

Two pictures of Boone Niederhofer, one in Texas A&M football uniform and one in USA bobsled team uniform

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social still has never told a lie. A&M’s only winter Olympian is on the bobsled team, unclear if that’s the USA team that fell down at the start and the pilot had to ride down by himself

I’m sorry Indiana I was not familiar with your game

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Norwegian Olympic medal-winner confesses to cheating on girlfriend, begs forgiveness Norway's Sturla Holm Laegreid followed up his bronze medal in the biathlon at the Winter Olympics on Tuesday with a stunning confession that he had cheated on his girlfriend, before openly begging her...

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No One, Including Our Furry Friends, Will Be Safer in Ring's Surveillance Nightmare Amazon Ring’s Super Bowl ad offered a vision of our streets that should leave every person unsettled about the company’s goals for disintegrating our privacy in public.In the ad, disguised as a heartf...

“People need to reject this kind of disingenuous framing and recognize the potential end result: a scary overreach of the surveillance state designed to catch us all in its net.”

go birds

So uh Ring just up and said they've got a huge centralized private surveillance network they can leverage all at once huh

Tuning into Olympics coverage takes me from “who is Hashimoto?” to, three minutes later: “wow, this really isn’t like Hashimoto.”

ok. does anyone know if it's twice per athlon or every two athlons

Curling on tv: cool, this looks fun I bet everyone is having a good time

Curling live: this is the greatest experience of my life and I will die for this team. Also, pass me my 10th beer of the afternoon

Mixed doubles curling. Got to see our Kori/Corey team qualify live!

Ashes is so much fun! I went with Aussies to the test in Manchester. All the Brits were so confused when I told them I’m American and cheering against them

Forgot to mention the Olympics while I’m at home WATCHING THE FREAKING OLYMPICS.

F1 track in Europe or Montreal

World Cup but not in the US. I just don’t think we have the juice

Red Rocks recommends everyone go to their cars, they’ll let you back in with your ticket. There’s some room in the bathrooms and museum but not enough for everyone

Sturgill at Red Rocks was incredible even though they had to stop for 30 min due to lighting. Which, watching live lightning strike around you while the stage is still lit was quite the experience

Pullman for a home game. Ideally with my Wazzu friends

Fargodome

24 hr of Le Mans with a to go baguette in my pocket

And after everywhere else I’ve been for music I just want to take my lady to Jazz Fest

Iowa and Utah in the same conference would be some world class smashball

Stuck boat vs a digger trying to dig it out The incessant crushing weight of existence vs drinking exactly two beers

Fr tho

Could not agree more.

Mostly bc there’s no MACtion