Deirdre Assenza

America is giving dying mall vibes but it’s the Stranger Things mall that needs a human sacrifice to exorcise the demons apparently

Harbinger of Ominous Positivity is my roller derby name
Fedora with Safari Flaps is my band name

These evolved organically from my journey

Just saw a guy on IG listing cute nicknames for your personal white person. Alabaster Disaster is my wrestling name now.

Definitely most blamed for sure. Maybe ridiculed yeah too, fair point

I think millennials all looking frozen at age 26 is karma for being the most ridiculed generation

I LOVE THE GAYBORHOOD RAINBOW. IT’S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE

I did that for -years- and I hated every moment. I’d usually cry at the end of the night. And then we’d do “real Christmas” the next day. After 10 years I finally I put my foot down when we had kids. Christmas at home staying in pjs with your favorite people is real Christmas. Solidarity ♥️♥️♥️♥️

Apple pie. I bake too much.

Merry Christmas! Later we’ll have some fuckin pie!

“I’m sorry for everything I said about you when I was told you were a sex trafficker. It was flooding and there were viruses and the president was talking” is my new email sign off

Living through the 21 century has legitimately felt like getting hit by a truck and dragged in the wheel well for several blocks until you finally get mutilated enough to fall free and crawl on your elbows back to work

Everyone’s 2025 recaps are universally like “This year is gonna be bet—endless screaming—no—whyyyyyy—hahahahah—am I dead yet—NO—and we are laughing—AM I DEAD---2026 is gonna be—"

So beautiful! Thank you for sharing!

And now I’m falling asleep. Sugar is amazing.

Thank you so much! I’m a cookie baking maniac

I surrender. The cookies have defeated me. You win this round blood sugar induced nausea.

Breakfast of champions

Eating Christmas cookies for breakfast, like a boss, and hit my sugar intake limit so hard and so fast I’m about to enter a prediabetic coma but I’m gonna push through, like an American

Political advice for all seasons, also

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Merry Christmas!

Has anyone checked if the entire administration has been replaced with T 1000s

I’ll dm you later when I have the emotional strength to go through it all. I don’t want to repost it all where my kid might see. ♥️🫂

2026 will definitely be worse

Midterms

(Me to myself: That’s the spirit)

One of the greatest movies of all time

Remember at the end of 2023 when we said 2024 couldn’t possibly be worse and then at the end of 2024 we said 2025 couldn’t possibly be worse? *And we are laughing*

Jesus is tired. Pass the smoke.

Me wishing you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

Flood Warning issued December 18 at 5:43PM PST until December 18 at 8:45PM PST by NWS Portland OR

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Yeah I might. My therapist suggested I do it. So do recommends. ♥️

Massive love to everyone sending love my way. I deleted all my sharing because my oldest can search my socials on google now and I don’t want to stress her out. Just if you notice it’s all gone. Nothing bad just protective momming. Venting to all of you helped a ton. ♥️

100 million percent thanks for the elaboration

Yeah it’s been a traumatizing nightmare. I’ve had to quit alcohol and weed and reboot therapy just to maintain my equilibrium. Started vaping again to push through.