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The floating, frozen head of Walt Disney, steam pouring from the top and veins descending from the bottom. Text reads "A dream is a wish your heart makes."

When I was at CalArts there was a legend that Walt Disney’s frozen head was stored in a subterranean chamber below the school. I used to think that was just a joke until I saw it, floating in an empty hallway at 3 AM, quietly encouraging me to follow my heart.

Thank you Uncle Walt.

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Some evil houses, last week was bedhole, what will we discover this time?

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Overheard...
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Me, Gherkin: I don't appreciate you calling me that

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Heidi will scratch her back with LITERALLY ANYTHING, and she has the scars to prove it!

HIM!!

Day 12 | Shah Ismail

Black text printed on a page with like a chrome metal texture. It reads: Look—it's a bird! It's a plane! It's ... your dad's pick up? The Transformers were known for their unique design, but in some cases, they were more closely based on p (The text cuts off there, and it's not even close to the edge of the page.)

I shot a crazy load earlier #spiderman

his stupid ass would love leon kennedy

It's the first week of Daylight Saving Time. While I love it being light later, it has me DRAGGING in the morning, which makes this strip feel relevant.

A drawing of a woman with braids, antlers, and ears raised both hands 両手を上げる鹿の角と耳がある三つ編みの女性の絵

Karcist Viekudh doodle(use reference)

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Robot gubbins

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My birthday week continues!!

Today we're exploring the weirdest house in all of the internet (and that's saying a lot!)

Let's delve into the utter weirdness of 8800 Blue Lick Road!

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You can pick one up here. It was a pretty small run so numbers are very limited!

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The Hork-Bajir Chronicles

rereleasing this book for the light novel market under the title My Quadrupedal Girlfriend is a Problematic Ableist Neolib!?

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this shit fucks so HARD

feeling so 2004 right now

A page in my sketchbook I have covered with browts in different aspects. Text reads "IT'S BROWT OR NOWT" Browt is the new green bird pokemon in case you live in a hole. I've used green marker pens and a black fineliner. I just tried to add one doing the Asuka "pathetic" pose but it ruined it

Look and you may see a browt

A screenshot of the thumbnail of a youtube video that begins with an old advert for the Poirot TV series. The automatic subtitles read "you don't belong to the police I am better than the police AGA Christin poo" so it must be the A1200 version of Christin Poo

Well... I thought I had a plan today, but now I'm not sure. Get in here and we'll see what we're doing!

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Happy MAR10 DAY!!

I'm playing a bunch of Mario games at the same time, they will switch at random!! I'm sure this will not be nightmareish at all!

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by her holiness' decree, you may indulge in ONE mortal sin this day. as a treat

As of this morning, we've spotted Robins up to TIM and haven't hit ANY of them with the car, which is a plus. lol

Great learning experience.
Might add some trees and some street lights, maybe.

Is adding a car driving towards the tunnel too much? I dunno.

An illustration of a person wearing a crown with a hole in their face lifting a piece of cloth 王冠を被り顔に穴が空いた人物が布を持ち上げているイラスト

Hanged King?

The pain is immense. The old fucker can really kick, the only thing left to him of his glory days throwing his whole body like a cruise-missle boots-first across an interrogation table, just like he saw the swine do in old HK copagonzo flicks. Ah Guan wants to shit himself, but he flexes it back up inside his cramping guts. He can't just shit himself in the street. Who would clean it up? Witnessing God get his ass stomped into creation changes a man. King Fuck now understands, on some level, why so many holy men kill themselves when the ecstacies and the visions wear off. Fools. Holy Emperor Fuck knows what all the monks and priests of the world never figured out: it's the real estate that keeps you sane. Barnaby slips on the slick, airborne like a Sunday funny who sat on a tack. God, sensing his opportunity, limps upright and away. Absent his God, Holy Emperor Fuck turns to the angels for guidance, finding only the howling of an old man with a broken ass.

Il. Ah Guan had been shitting crazy all his adult life. His guts were a digestive circus of cramps and convulsions, searing acids and pent-up gases. Whatever was fucked beyond repair in there, he had no diagnosis-no true name to bind it-but he thought of his insides as a volcanic wasteland always but uncertainly on the verge of a tectonic tantrum, or a rabid, writhing animal prone to fits of bashing its stupid head against the bars of its cell. With no answers and so much time to ponder while squatting over the thunder bucket, he began to believe that some essential truth about his situation could be divined from human excrement. He likes to tell himself that's how he found himself here, pouring a sector's worth of bowel-tea out into a trench he dug with a dull shovel after an arduous collection shift and a nasty thrashing from an ornery ex-swine. Sounds better than he couldn't stand slaughterhouse or administrative work for the same reasons, and no one else would hire an odd, off-putting fag.

The Night Soilman Cometh

Gilbert Hernandez’ A Scanner Darkly, with a little Pynchon and Ennis