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@descryptic

Kinda fell off of everything else online, here for the vibes and some spooky nerdy shit! He/Him

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They spoke too soon, I can hear the shitty Snoopy horror movie ripoffs from over the horizon!

07.03.2026 01:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ravedactyl, to be specific

07.03.2026 00:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character with its mouth open and the word you written on it ALT: a cartoon character with its mouth open and the word you written on it
07.03.2026 00:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Slop... Slop... Slop... Cinema!

07.03.2026 00:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Xbox fanboys cried too hard when they said they didn’t want to... It surprises me that they even listened at all tbh, cause I doubt a Series X/S successor has anything going for it anymore.

As a diehard Xbox 360 fan, this is just sad to watch.

06.03.2026 23:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My streaming friend is playing through SH2r for the first time rn and I warned him about Return

06.03.2026 00:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fun fact: Afterlife is the only Paul Anderson RE film that does not have its own movie novelization... You're basically required to watch this one if you're doing a read through of the book series.

03.03.2026 18:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What even is that name

25.02.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Found a vintage #EdgarAllanPoe collection at my local "Take a Book, Leave a Book"

18.02.2026 15:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Plok is only one *slight* pallette swap away from being a hate crime

14.02.2026 19:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was thinking about it today, and I'm curious just exactly how much of the "I hate my wife lol" boomer humour boils down to closeted men feeling forced into marrying a beard due to forced societal norms of the time... Makes far more sense to make those jokes if you don't truly love who you married

14.02.2026 14:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ngl, Keith would be fun to see return, he's pretty chill overall... But Quint is a hard pass.

That scene where Quint let's it slip that he's been trying to follow Jessica home is just all sorts of disturbing, and it being played off as a joke is an ick for me on an otherwise superb title.

14.02.2026 14:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Good for me, not for thee" - The Rich

14.02.2026 14:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love The Asylum unironically, but I'm not buying their movies for $20

12.02.2026 21:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Going from seeing Return to Silent Hill earlier this month to Iron Lung last night in theatres was a total mental whiplash... Literally watched what are probably going to be the worst and best game adaptations of 2026 within a week of each other!

11.02.2026 12:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

wOeRk oN yOeR vOcAbUlArY!!

Bitch, the Orange Diaper Man just spewed racist jargon yesterday as the POTUS and seemingly nobody cares.

07.02.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is this that new High School story arc on Dragon Ball?

06.02.2026 22:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Pizza Scale of #SilentHill2

03.02.2026 09:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Brilliant

02.02.2026 14:33 πŸ‘ 5408 πŸ” 1085 πŸ’¬ 111 πŸ“Œ 47
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Honestly, I could've forgiven everything this film did had they simply included a post-credits UFO Ending where Sean Bean questions James on the whereabouts of Rose.

02.02.2026 19:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Still a better representation of Heaven's Night than RtSH had... They made it into a sort of high class social club instead.

01.02.2026 14:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I low-key thought this was a weird combination of In Water with the new Bliss ending from the Remake... Kinda getting their cake and eating it too, so to speak.

01.02.2026 14:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Further to this point, I've heard as well that Eddie was indeed supposed to reappear and die, but again, it was cut...

This is all just hearsay from the premiere screening that Gans attended, mind you, and I've only heard it from Redditors who managed to go and snag some pics with Gans.

01.02.2026 14:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've heard rumours that Gans had stated at the premier that a TON of stuff was scrapped and cut out due to higher ups wanting it to remain closer to feature length (Gans wanted +2hrs)...

I bought the book for the exact same reason, as they're fairly commonly based upon earlier drafts.

01.02.2026 14:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's an Action-Adventure Platformer

29.01.2026 00:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I will never get over the fact that American McGee has repeatedly and expressly shown interest in a third Alice game, yet EA just kinda flatly told him "no" each and every time, further to the point that they also refuse to sell him the IP... Its the fucking Smiling Friends CEO to a "T"

28.01.2026 22:58 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, new bunkmate!

28.01.2026 22:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm okay, thanks... Maybe teach me how to uninstall it instead.

28.01.2026 22:54 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I only recognized like 2 of these signs, but the amount of letters kinda filled in the rest πŸ˜…

26.01.2026 20:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Them thar is the random hillabilly sidekick the gang adopted from Appalachia

26.01.2026 13:36 πŸ‘ 67 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0