Dr Hippo

Scottish summer exists to wipe out the weak and prove that we're better than England

Apologies if you haven't heard from me recently I'm suffering the horrors (tm) really badly and honestly I'm just surviving

They've earned it

Drew Parker painted vest

i don't know how i'm going to manage it, but if I have any power over the universe then a John Robertson's Dark Room x Sooty Show crossover *will* happen someday, and it will be perfect.

Pride crafts with @shinyhaunt3r.bsky.social

I'm here I'm queer: my names hippo, my pronouns are they /them
I am non binary, pan and on the ace spectrum.

Happy Pride month 💖

As the first day of #STUClgbt25 conference closes, delegates send out a message of solidarity to @unisonscotlgbt.bsky.social ENABLE care workers as they take unprecedented strike action ✊

Inspiring, invigorating and uplifting speech to #STUClgbt25 by Jordan Daly from the TiE Campaign.

margaret thatcher's bio be like miners don't interact

We did it

Nothing is to happen
Nothing is to go wrong

I'll put a plaster on that later

Nothing is going to go wrong
Nothing is going to happen

Poor @slowjamsforever.bsky.social learning to do his 5 times table

Poor @slowjamsforever.bsky.social playing a mario game while we match sooty and I can't stop stimming Mario's noises in the background

Sooty please stop touching the horse

Gordon the guinea pig

I may conceptually belong in the middle of a lake

I can't believe Scampi from the Sooty Show is a queer icon

Sweeps nice big worm for president

Abseiling off of a building for @bigheartscommunity.bsky.social ? Completed

bighearts.enthuse.com/pf/sarah-bal...

Tomorrow while @thejamtarts.bsky.social kick off I'll be abseiling for @bigheartscommunity.bsky.social in aide of their Big Hearts Memories Programme, you can support me here bighearts.enthuse.com/pf/sarah-bal...

Cos tooty poo smesh

sooty and sweep are the greatest characters in television history

Game night have witnessed a lot of murders for April

Call me Mami.

AJ styles with massive tits

a man with long hair and a beard is sitting in a wrestling ring with a crowd behind him . ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is sitting in a wrestling ring with a crowd behind him .

What if I cosplayed AJ Styles

In a few weeks I'll be abseiling off of the port of Leith distillery for big hearts you can support me here: bighearts.enthuse.com/pf/sarah-bal...