Barrett

what if something good happened instead

A black and white print signed "C. Barrett '26" that reads "My Body Knows if You Mean It"

It's cum.

That’s Caitlin Barrett in the bathroom of the wonderful trans-owned bakery Little Loaf in New Paltz New York

trying to enjoy my dumbass little life

you think you've seen the whole movie, and then the alt text reveals you haven't even finished act two

A black and white print signed “C. Barrett 26 that reads, “Hey! No gay stuff!”

Unless you invite meeee 😝

A black and white print signed "C. Barrett '26" that reads, "Let's not kid ourselves if it's really really bad," which is a Silver Jews lyric

💔

[guy who sang baby beluga] the festering belly is splitting, each half digested soul fumbling for a knife

Greg 2 Hats, you gotta make rings in the dehydrator. They’ll taste better that way.

A black and white print signed "C. Barrett '26" that reads "People would be so fucking pissed if I died"

Retweet if people would be so fucking pissed if you died

The level of rage I have towards the New York Times that enabled this while blaming us for it is indescribable.

A black and white print signed "C. Barrett '26" that reads, "I get no respect"

"I told my doctor, 'Every day I wake up, I look in the mirror, I want to throw up. What's wrong with me?' He said, 'I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect.'"

A black and white print signed "C. Barrett '26" that reads, "They're saying it's chill. For sure. For sure."

A black and white print signed "C. Barrett '26" that reads, "We owe each other a lot"

A black and white print signed "C. Barrett '26" that reads "What's going on here?"

A black and white print signed "C. Barrett '26" that reads "The rules weren't written to help you win"

A black and white print signed "C. Barrett '26" that reads "There aren't as many rules as you think"

Barrett in their first-ever mesh shirt

Got a mesh shirt for These Times

🎶 welcome to the hotel Normal Hotel
🎶 checkout with the clerk
🎶 that's how hotels work
🎶 plenty of room at the hotel Normal Hotel
🎶 we won't keep you here
🎶 that's a crazy fear

A black and white print signed "C. Barrett '26" that reads "Fragile Top"

Self portrait (I only slept 4 hours)

A black and white print signed "C. Barrett '26" that reads "The Joan Rivers of Joan Didions"

I think about Joan Rivers every day. I sobbed about her in therapy last week

A black and white print signed "C. Barrett '26" that reads, "Everything and nothing at all"

An image of emojis arranged so that C. Barrett is depicted as a small but very strong emoji figure. They are wearing a business shirt so that you know they have a job, and they are taking a selfie with a tall woman made of emojis.

Retweet to raise awareness (of this print I made of me and my future girlfriend; I am the small one)

A black and white print signed "C. Barrett '26" that reads "It didn't happen today. I hope it happens tomorrow."

By this I mean The Thing, of course

A black and white print signed "C. Barrett '26" that reads "Born without form"

I mean this in a very Daniel Higgs way

A black and white print signed "C. Barrett '26" that reads "Bodies are a burden"

A black and white print signed "C. Barrett '26" that reads "Something better than survival"

The next revolutionary phase of advertising will be a brief and direct explanation of what the product actually does and then the price

A black and white print signed "C. Barrett '26" that reads "We laughed at them so they took everything"

I need a stimulant

A black and white print signed "C. Barrett '26" that reads "A collection of poorly managed biological impulses"

Self portrait