Joke's on the economy I already don't have a job
06.03.2026 14:15
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Joke's on the economy I already don't have a job
Ear doctor: Don’t use Q-Tips
Me already imagining putting a screw driver I found in the driveway in my ear when I get home: I womt
Making a t-shirt that says It Might Be Time To Stop Writing About Yourself
Impossibly good
Headline of a Q&A in New Yorker formatting Headline: A panicked middle-aged man refuses to tell me directions to the bathroom. Subhed: Please, I just have to pee. I'm in a hurry. By Isaac Chotiner March 4, 2026
Excuse me. Oh, God. Oh, no. Holy shit. Get away from me. I was wondering if you knew where the bathrooms are. Look, I'm ... it's not a crime to scroll through your high school girlfriend's Instagram account. We remained friends after high school! I was at her wedding! It's only natural to see how she's doing.
I'm in a bit of a hurry, and I'm afraid that if I choose the wrong corridor, I'll be late for my train. I think they're down that way, but I'm actually from out of town. Please stop talking to me.
Real quick, though. I agree that it's natural to be interested in an old friend, but aren't you afraid about the message you might be sending by liking a picture of her at the beach from 2015? If that did happen, and I'm only going off your word, it was probably an accident. They put the ... scroll bars or whatever ... close to the thumbs up button. People have been complaining about that for years. I've been complaining about that for years.
Like it seemingly ended well and everybody’s happy but I can’t shake the feeling that I’m hearing a mournful oboe somewhere about to introduce a very painful second act to this tale
butt birth rhino from Ace Ventura auction
who wants to go in on the butt birth rhino from ace ventura when nature calls with me? we can put together a google calendar to share custody
Gryan Rim
forgeries
It is so damning of US news media that so many outlets refuse to just straight up say that Senator Tim Sheehy assaulted an activist.
He did not "help" Capitol police. They did not need his help. He wanted to assault the guy and did. He should resign.
online MAGA men are falling for the AI creation "Jessica Foster," who is a combination US Army adviser to Trump and foot fetish model. The character already has nearly a million Instagram followers.
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I’m redacting this woman’s name but girl don’t just paste the Copilot URL with your prompt into Facebook
Oh no
$840,000,000,000 a year in military spending to bomb some painted drop shadows. Artists always win💪💪💪
Halal Jordan
A balding man with a mustache sits at a drawing table in front of an unfinished comic strip, turning backwards in his chair and waving, with his other arm draped over the chair. He says "People ask me every day, 'where do jokes come from?' 'How do I make a joke?' 'What IS a joke?' Today I'll be giving you a closer look." We now see a pink blobby creature wearing one of those novelty arrow through its head. "here is a joke in the wild. But what makes it work?" With a loud 'BONK', the pink blob is bludgeoned with a hammer. "First we humanely euthanize the joke." "Now we can see inside the joke. Let's observe." The lower half of the image is a diagram, in red, of the pink blob creature, the joke, autopsied, with pins holding it open, and lines pointing to different organs labeled as follows: Pyloric Ceca Chuck Sacks Note the absence of bones Pathos "silly" gland secondary ruminant stomach swim bladder cloaca The cartoonist pops up again at the end to say "I hope that clears things up. If all else fails, just shout lines from 20 year old tv commercials. Everyone thinks that's funny and not annoying."
How Jokes Work
Kind of funny that the wife and I started watching SEARCH PARTY and THE CHAIR COMPANY at the same time, both shows about how the need for meaning and purpose, if misdirected, can destroy you and everything around you
Why @why.bsky.team Until December of last year I was using LLMs as fancy autocomplete for coding. It was nice for scaffolding out boilerplate, or giving me a gut check on some things, or banging out some boring routine stuff. In the past two months Claude has written about 99% of my code. Things are changing. Fast
in case you ever wondered why bsky breaks all the fuckin time and is increasingly a pile of jank
bsky.app/profile/why....
That would have been a masterpiece (one way or another)
Still from LIQUID SKY
RIP Slava Tsukerman. LIQUID SKY is such a landmark movie. Nothing else like it.
You’re not wrong per se
He’s doing Other Stuff
lmao this makes white chicks look like duck soup
The Talented Mr. Ripley is a dystopian version of Columbo where Columbo doesn’t exist and his adversaries roam the earth unchecked.
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lmao i'd never seen this, incredible work from our beloved satellite high
Ian Miles Cheong (second from left) and other paid influencers in Dubai.
oh my god this photo of ian miles tails cheong hanging out with his fellow paid to live in dubai social influencers i am DYING. smeagol glow up era.
imagine signing your name to slop