Don Incognito

Make a Cybertruck look worse challenge: accepted

I don’t think anyone should write a story about the Cybertruck without talking about how dumb a product it is or without talking about Elon Musk, but I especially don’t think you should credulously sanewash Tesla owners talking about “self driving” without pointing out that Teslas can’t do that

Jimmy Carter wearing a sweater

Republicans roll out new “sacrifice because of Iran” campaign

In Croatia, and look, I don’t love this about my people but there is a…history there. Which is not a secret.

Oh, you accidentally got a Nazi tattoo because [I stopped listening]? That really sucks, man, why are you still talking to me, though?

I’m not a Maine voter so I have no say in this but I’ve got a few red lines and Nazi tattoos are an easy one, don’t need to know anything at all about the circumstances, frankly don’t care.

Have a Nazi tattoo? Plenty of things you can do with your life, no need to run for office

lol beat me to it

Department of Raw, so we can reuse the letters

This should be “Crude Oil Futures” and I’m so mad it’s not

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Ghost of Crude Oil Future

Have you tried asking Claude

The thing I love about this…contest, I guess, is that it’s not really a contest. It’s an invitation by the sponsors, by the authors, to get together, and to let readers see the world in new ways—the songs, the votes, they’re all avatars for that

This specific invitation is one you should accept

Holy shit that essay

True thunder runs have never been tried

The many-instances-of-bad-judgement reinforce the conclusion but I am extremely comfortable applying strict liability to Nazi tats.

Oh, you accidentally got a Nazi tattoo? Man, that sucks but I’m never voting for you

Ha ha ha I absolutely would have! And I am in no way an expert on such things. It’s extremely distinctive!

Emirates A380 at the gate

The schedule for the plane showing cancelled flights to Dubai

Extremely expensive airport decoration in Barcelona

Yeah it was vicious and murderous and kleptocratic and authoritarian AND ALSO people were miserably poor and deprived of material goods BUT YET there was a huge class divide and literal government run businesses that normal people weren’t allowed to go into

And the gf seems nice enough but there are enough red flags there to fill a parade ground, also

Honestly almost as annoying name-convention wise as Infiniti

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This was one of those songs I heard recently on Sirius and despite having heard it 3X a day for most of the 90s on the radio, if you’d given me a million guesses I wouldn’t have correctly identified either the song or the band

I don’t know how you do firefly without Joss Whedon but I don’t know how you do firefly with Joss Whedon

Not that special I guess

People have already forgotten that period in the early 2000s where smoking tobacco was largely banned and it suddenly became clear how bad it smelled and how ubiquitous that smell once was

May back away slowly…

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(Looking at that interior pic)

I have extremely good news about being able to (read about) and vote for that Gin Blossoms song tomorrow marchxness.com/1stround-gin...

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Ok, sure, but have you considered going to a very high place and just kind of looking around?

Counterpoint: Trump has also already destroyed 1/3 of the WH