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Brandon Wiggins

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Work in publishing, opinions my own

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this is not an amount of money any individual or household should be able to have and we have to abolish both billionaires as a group and the economic system that makes them possible

04.03.2026 03:29 πŸ‘ 4615 πŸ” 931 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 11
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Hemingway was once bet that he couldn’t write the world’s happiest short story in just 5 words. He replied,

19.02.2026 02:21 πŸ‘ 8582 πŸ” 1051 πŸ’¬ 91 πŸ“Œ 36

Everyone mad at the guy who thinks Bad Bunny isn't American but let's ignore that dummy and find out who this hero is

Feels like a case for @minakimes.bsky.social

02.02.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 603 πŸ” 53 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 7

if I was president I would do the exact same shit they did after Charlie Kirk died for Catherine o'hara

30.01.2026 19:11 πŸ‘ 120 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
Bilbo looking at his phone top

on bottom is ChatGPT

After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it?

You're absolutely right β€” you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.

Bilbo looking at his phone top on bottom is ChatGPT After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it? You're absolutely right β€” you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.

28.01.2026 01:51 πŸ‘ 25427 πŸ” 6952 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 155

The conservative intelligentsia and media-industrial complex has been publicly masturbating about getting to kill people for years now, they are orders of magnitude worse than even the MAGA base. Everybody knows this, it's just politically incorrect to say it.

24.01.2026 20:20 πŸ‘ 2402 πŸ” 445 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 22

if the Seahawks are gonna be good i would like them to think seriously about investing in uniforms that are not hideous

18.01.2026 02:03 πŸ‘ 396 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 50 πŸ“Œ 7

anne hathaway should get to kill one person a year

16.01.2026 19:29 πŸ‘ 388 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 4

Gangs of New York prestige TV adaptation lets go

12.01.2026 02:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bravest motherfuckers you've ever seen. They just saw a neighbor get murdered and still out there. Maybe let's see some local officials with the power to arrest show as much backbone as these voters PAYING YOUR FUCKING SALARY

07.01.2026 21:45 πŸ‘ 6165 πŸ” 1666 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 16

Like what do you mean everything is intentionally engineered to suck and we’re destroying our planet for the immediate gratification of shareholders rather than building something good and sustainable for us all?

03.01.2026 16:30 πŸ‘ 257 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Hang the banner

04.01.2026 21:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We cannot let this president drag us into more endless wars that risk the lives of American service members and civilians abroad.

The attack last night on Venezuela was unnecessary and unauthorized. The President’s actions are reckless and illegal.

03.01.2026 14:38 πŸ‘ 1933 πŸ” 383 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 26

It's so fucking refreshing, and so fucking cool, to see a politician that loves the city he lives in and represents. Cities are the Real America. Both in practice and in the ideal.

01.01.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 937 πŸ” 115 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 3
Screenshot from The Lord of the Rings Appendices

[3018] October

1 
Gandalf leaves Bree.

3
He is attacked at night on Weathertop.

6
The camp under Weathertop attacked at night. Frodo wounded.

9
Glorfindel leaves Rivendell.

11
He drives the Riders off the Bridge of Mitheithel.

13
Frodo crosses the Bridge.

18
Glorfindel finds Frodo at dusk. Gandalf reaches Rivendell.

20
Escape across the Ford of Bruinen.

24
Frodo recovers and wakes. Boromir arrives in Rivendell at night.

25
Council of Elrond.


December

25
The Company of the Ring leaves Rivendell at dusk.

Screenshot from The Lord of the Rings Appendices [3018] October 1 Gandalf leaves Bree. 3 He is attacked at night on Weathertop. 6 The camp under Weathertop attacked at night. Frodo wounded. 9 Glorfindel leaves Rivendell. 11 He drives the Riders off the Bridge of Mitheithel. 13 Frodo crosses the Bridge. 18 Glorfindel finds Frodo at dusk. Gandalf reaches Rivendell. 20 Escape across the Ford of Bruinen. 24 Frodo recovers and wakes. Boromir arrives in Rivendell at night. 25 Council of Elrond. December 25 The Company of the Ring leaves Rivendell at dusk.

a very happy The Fellowship Sets Forth from Rivendell Day (December 25) to all who celebrate

26.12.2024 02:40 πŸ‘ 977 πŸ” 267 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 4

the fact that there is free parking at all in manhattan is wild to me

24.12.2025 13:38 πŸ‘ 4097 πŸ” 365 πŸ’¬ 100 πŸ“Œ 17
Preview
a man with a beard and glasses is talking about somebody 's gotta win might as well be me . ALT: a man with a beard and glasses is talking about somebody 's gotta win might as well be me .

It’s time for NFC South football baby

21.12.2025 18:03 πŸ‘ 786 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 5

a new jersey-based christmas tree delivery service called Spruce Bringsteen

11.11.2025 03:22 πŸ‘ 1104 πŸ” 312 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 13

The 1200 people who bought this all write columns about the dangers of living in a bubble

11.12.2025 15:39 πŸ‘ 143 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œPele. I assume one of the greats” is a legit great Trump line

05.12.2025 17:51 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Signs Your Book Rollout Has Gone Awry
By Olivia Nuzzi

Your agent texts you, unprompted and with no elaboration, β€œI love you.”

Monica Lewinsky reaches out to check on your mental health.

Frank Rich encourages you to send your book to Fran Lebowitz because β€œshe is not online.”

Signs Your Book Rollout Has Gone Awry By Olivia Nuzzi Your agent texts you, unprompted and with no elaboration, β€œI love you.” Monica Lewinsky reaches out to check on your mental health. Frank Rich encourages you to send your book to Fran Lebowitz because β€œshe is not online.”

Sally Quinn tells you to take Ambien.

Danielle Frum tells you to take Valium.

Mitchell Jackson tells you to check into rehab.

Caitlin Flanagan tells you to remember God loves you.

Maureen Dowd tells you, β€œAt least you’re still young and beautiful!”

A famous self help author tells you to perform an act of witchcraft.

Sally Quinn tells you to take Ambien. Danielle Frum tells you to take Valium. Mitchell Jackson tells you to check into rehab. Caitlin Flanagan tells you to remember God loves you. Maureen Dowd tells you, β€œAt least you’re still young and beautiful!” A famous self help author tells you to perform an act of witchcraft.

The Nuzzi story isn't about an affair, it's about the extraordinary corruption, moral stupidity, and cliquishness of elite media. (From the Feed Me Substack.)

02.12.2025 18:50 πŸ‘ 1076 πŸ” 152 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 32

What a day for Eze. That’s got to be a dream come true. I am so happy for him.

23.11.2025 18:07 πŸ‘ 120 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Not going to read too much into it, obviously Trump is the worst man alive, and is going to revert to saying the most odious shit imaginable in like an hour, but it's funny that this is coming a couple hours after 90 democrat losers voted to say "socialism is bad" for no reason.

21.11.2025 21:15 πŸ‘ 914 πŸ” 148 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 4
Preview
Olivia Nuzzi's 'American Canto': Read the Exclusive Excerpt She flamed out and she faded away. 'Vanity Fair'’s West Coast Editor returns to the written word to survey scorched earth.

women are always saying β€œlord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.

17.11.2025 15:46 πŸ‘ 9795 πŸ” 1255 πŸ’¬ 259 πŸ“Œ 131

Are WE having fun yet?

16.11.2025 01:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

all kinds of guys in this country with too much money and no idea what to do with it and not one will pay a john goodman impersonator to follow larry summers around with his blown-up epstein emails on a placard going "is this your homework, larry? is this your homework, larry? is this your homework,

13.11.2025 13:45 πŸ‘ 363 πŸ” 56 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1

if i were part of a dying publishing industry i would simply not discourage people from reading in public

10.11.2025 16:03 πŸ‘ 417 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1