Michael Tenenbaum

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Holy shit it's Scott the Woz

Okay seeing Sean Chiplock on Crowd Control spooked me and put me off the show for a few weeks, but I think i'm cool now, and i'll be fine as long as I don't see any more voice actors in the audience- IS THAT BEN BALMACEDA

Question:

If all men have a perfect Kermit the Frog impression they can pull out on a moment's notice,

and all women can do the same thing with a Jennifer Coolidge impression,

what perfect impression can all non-binary people do? 🤔

Voice actor Sean Chiplock appearing in Episode 2 of Dropout's Crowd Control.

What if you wanted

To watch the newest episode of Dropout's Crowd Control,

But God said,

"Sean Chiplock jumpscare"

Live your life in a way such that millions of people won't celebrate the possibility that you're gonna die this weekend

I may be thinking this because I just finished catching up on The Boys, but Newsom is very Victoria Neuman-coded (aka a sociopath willing to say and do whatever secures him a clearer path to power)

I went to this last year when I was coming up on a year of being out of work. Networked a little, sat in on a decent panel by someone from Titmouse, but otherwise worthless.

Shocked but not shocked to hear it has somehow become even more worthless

Oh and apparently one of the 2 panels presented that day was about using Gen AI as a creative?? Fuck off with that.

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When I went last year, I was at a major lowpoint. Out of Work for almost a year, desperate for any leads, spending every day tweaking my resume/cover letter templates and firing applications into the void.

I imagine most people attending this year were in the same boat. I can feel their frustration

I attended this last year while I was looking for work and it was borderline worthless.

Shocked to learn that a year later it has somehow become even more worthless

Oh no I plagiarized you right before seeing this post.

HBomberguy’s gonna have my ass

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pro tip: you can basically watch >100 movies per day by reading their synopses on Wikipedia

I just found out there are exactly 4 Dairy Queens in all of LA County and something about that just fucks Le uo inside

You ever watch a film and just know it’s a seminal medium-defining work of peak interdisciplinary storytelling all you can say in the moment is “Ughaaaghaghaa” and then cry?

So yeah everyone watch K-Pop Demon Hunters.

Guys don’t look now, but there’s an Axolotl in the Pink Stairs

Thank you for your journalistic service 🫡

This was one of the first games I ever played as a toddler.

I hear the Sunrise Spring theme and immediately feel like I’ve come home

I was traumatized by that fuckass whale in Evening Lake

Celeste has struck again

2 from the 1 from the 1 to the 3

RFK has killed again

"Centrists" are just ashamed conservatives. There is no "center" because they never break away from conservative politics. Every breath you hear spoken about appealing to "centrists" is just appealing to conservatives who don't wear their red ballcaps. That's all it's ever been. It's why we're here.

Ya'll did you know that whoever can string, the old king's bow, and shoot through twelve axes cleanly, will be the new king, sit down at the throne, Penelope as his queen?

It's funny: 5-7 years ago, I would be counting down the days to an MCU movie like this, but now that feeling of excitement has just been replaced with passive acceptance. Like I think, "yeah this movie is coming, I'm probably going to see it, and there's nothing I can do about either of those facts"

You ever notice how Trump isn’t really talking about taking over Greenland or the Panama Canal anymore?

It’s almost like they were just distractions to flood our media feeds while they do something a lot less flashy and more sinister behind the scenes

Or something 🤔 🤔 🤔

Because this poem is the bedrock for all of my political and social beliefs:

Not a typo: Austism is just when you have Autism but your name is also Austin

RFK is genuinely one of the most vile ghouls in Trump’s administration. His language here infantilizes Autistic people at best and erases their contributions to society, and at worst demonizes them as dead-end weights on society

He is laying the groundwork for a Eugenics campaign. Do not let him

Goddamn they’re coming for everything

Next your gonna tell me they’re making Metal Gear Solid or Call of Duty political 😭

“We need to start having more babies or else the demographics will change irreparably”

“…One Piece has been on a roll lately, let me explain why in painstaking detail”