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Ofcom broadband checker - doesn't bring anything back - no data available
Well, here's a broken tool then.
I bring you my new venture 'Humanity Exchange (HX)" for your body part sale and lease-back.
What's left??
A great way of checking if your favourite celebrity is an establishment posho who has been gifted their life on a plate is to check what their siblings do.
Rubio: βLet me tell you, Iran is run by lunatics, religious fanatic lunatics.β
Pin this, save it, weβll need it.
βWhen a prison camp opens in your townβ¦when a DREAMer is disappeared from your classroomβ¦when the President destroys whatβs left of the Constitutionβ¦They will all say they didnβt know this was coming. And I want the American people to know that they did.β
AOC π₯π―
An AI generated map England divided by area into 3rds. Except it used the whole of the UK and places are hopelessly placed.
Got to share the result of this prompt to Gemini:
"Looking at a map of England only, can you divide it into thirds, using area" It came up with sensible text answer but completely mess up the map!
Latest substack on Iran by @snellarthur.bsky.social is a must read
substack.com/home/post/p-...
I made an animated map of ship movements in the Straights of Hormuz using data from marinetraffic.com.
Ship track frames rendered using #ggplot, base map created using #gdal, video editing using #ffmpeg, video player written in #svelte.
π www.zeit.de/wirtschaft/2...
If anyone is friends with any Georgian air traffic controllers, buy them a nice bottle of wine. As guardians of pretty much the only narrow gap still available between Europe and Asia that avoids both Iran, the Gulf, Ukraine and Russia, they are under some substantial pressure.
"Scrap Eastenders call over gay kiss" - an excerpt from an article by Piers Morgan in the 80s - now part of an artwork at 'The Weight of Being: Vulnerability, Resilience and Mental Health in Art' exhibition at Two Temple Place.
A reminder that that Piers Morgan was an unpleasant piece of work back then as well.
News clipping now part of an artwork at 'The Weight of Being: Vulnerability, Resilience and Mental Health in Art' exhibition at Two Temple Place, London.
Twelve diagrams show sketches of different curves and describe the message they send in a humorous way. An exponential curve for example says βLook, itβs growing uncontrollably!β
Curve fitting methods & what they say xkcd.com/2048/
Content guide Writing NHS messages How to write NHS App messages, text messages, emails and letters for patients and the public, with advice on structure, tone and wording so your message is effective and easy to understand. Who this guidance is for This guidance is for anyone who writes or edits patient messages, including: content designers communications teams administration staff
NHS England has just issued new messaging best practice guidance.
Very useful - but i wonder how that will be disseminated to 000s of GP practices and clinics.
Boebert: Have you reviewed any Epstein files that were released that you believe reference or relate to those specific 2016 claims regarding the Podesta emails Comet ping pong pizza used as code possibly.
Clinton: Pizzagate was totally made up. I can't believe you're even referencing it
Weird transport jargon. Who says "Alight"?
And one of the locos hauling the Railway 200 exhibition train is named after him.
DON'T BUY TRAIN TICKETS IN ADVANCE!
On 1 April, the government is quietly changing the rules.
Off-Peak & Anytime tickets become non-refundable after 23:59 the day BEFORE you travel.
If you wake up & find your event cancelled, NO REFUNDS, even on Β£100+ tickets.
www.ianvisits.co.uk/articles/far...
Never underestimate Starmer's capacity for stepping on upturned rakes.
Credit where credit due. Had a blocked drain into public sewer. Contacted Southern Water yesterday afternoon. Engineer here at 08:30 to sort it.
Driving 4x4s up and down our chalk streams puts our local ecosystems at risk.
I spoke to ITV this week about this trend of ecological vandalism and how I am calling on Hampshire County Council to take decisive action to protect our chalk streams.
I was given a Belmond voucher for a reasonable sum back in 2019. Still have it as it only bought 2/3rds of 1 ticket for their cheapest experience back then.
A close-up of a pig's head with a muddy snoot and brwon bristles. The ear and side of another pig is also visible.
Pig
The first chapter on "a better government" is v. interesting...
"people centred", "open and transparent", "measurable outcomes", "test and learn"
Political parties don't often focus on ways of working/culture in government.
A wide gravel track leads through bare winter trees. In the foreground is a large gorse bush in flower.
Probably the driest bit of a rather boggy walk in the New Forest from Brockenhurst to Lymington.
.... local gov in the throes of reorganisation in the shire counties.
Capita's expertise clearly lies in answering tenders.
Don't understand why it's not published through official channels.
Photo of a bar chart showing LibDems 1st and Green 2nd, but the bars are off equal height
Hum, 2nd on an equal vote share.