Jay Arney

Sounds better than the Piven thing

Qualified enthusiasm for a rainy #Sounders opener

Let Messi have that one

Asked Siri if that was Michael Nouri’s actual butthole #ThePitt

Well here's something I don't do every year (got a new pair of pants)

Gonna try to hit the Walkout March today but I’m pretty busy at work, and unclear about the bathroom situation

I’ve seen a lot in my 26 years teaching in Saint Paul but today’s the first no school day due to the city being terrorized by the federal government

My child has let her Seahawks fandom lapse.

“Wow!” — Tom Brady whenever he sees a cool football play or probably boobs

Kee-hrist just run four tush pushes from the 1 #seahawks

.@clioawards for your consideration

2026 is going to be my Lipitor year, I can feel it

Thinking about the time George W. Bush saw Putin’s soul and liked what he saw

If I ever go Luigi, it’ll be on the evil mfer who came up with those superbright strobey LED headlights on Subarus

The word “fictitious” is misspelled in the end credits of Train Dreams so docking a star

First successful screen pass in #Seahawks history

Washington state is entirely Matt Calkins

Greeting card showing a bird in a tree of what are clearly peaches. I mean, they look like butts.

Bought these lovely partridge-in-a-pear-tree cards without really looking at the fruit. Happy AI Christmas to all!

Thanks for reminding me. I’ll make sure to clog the bowl ahead of time.

I think I can hold it.

My week: four weddings and a funeral. Only no weddings. And a colonoscopy.

The Rams seem to have an advantage over the Seahawks at the quarterback position

Hell is a Ford service waiting room with Colin Cowherd on the TV

Oddly, my primary Lenny Wilkens memory is his voiceovers on Seattle-area commercials for “Bonanzer 88”

Attaboy, Bert! #Sounders

Not the obituary I wanted to read today, but getting warmer.

Holy shit the rest of you missed a humdinger

I’m one of five at this suburban screening of One Battle After Another. Just glad I’m not the only sicko.

Simple Minds took the ChatGPT money I can't stand it