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She/her. 26. Artist for Gazebo Dwarves vs. Zombies. Profile & banner pic by @lavenderincubus.art

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THE TIME HAS COME

06.03.2026 19:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1882 ๐Ÿ” 632 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 53 ๐Ÿ“Œ 21

Iran: look, it's simple. We literally just paint the silhouette of a plane on the ground. We literally just nail together some boxes in the shape of a tank. We literally just pull looney tunes shit. Their AI will make them spend $100 million to destroy $5 of arts and crafts.

the US: grok is this

06.03.2026 06:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 2017 ๐Ÿ” 443 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 18
hydaelyn says 'hear, feel, think' to a tiny lalafell in her hands; she pauses to look shiftily around, then excitedly whispers 'FISH' so loudly the lalafell opens his eyes

hydaelyn says 'hear, feel, think' to a tiny lalafell in her hands; she pauses to look shiftily around, then excitedly whispers 'FISH' so loudly the lalafell opens his eyes

final fishtasy #ffxiv

20.10.2024 03:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 4265 ๐Ÿ” 2014 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26 ๐Ÿ“Œ 11
The Future of War Is Drones Bombing Data Centers

The Future of War Is Drones Bombing Data Centers

They're threatening us with a good time again

07.03.2026 10:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 64 ๐Ÿ” 45 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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OMG HE'S BACK IN STOCK

06.03.2026 09:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 5342 ๐Ÿ” 1580 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11 ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
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ๅ†ๆŽฒ ใ‚ผใƒŽใƒ–ใƒฌใ‚คใƒ‰3 ใƒฆใ‚บใƒชใƒ
๐Ÿฅ”ใ‚ญใƒฅใƒผใƒ”ใƒƒใƒ‰๐ŸŽฏ
ใ‚ผใƒŽใƒ–ใƒฌ3ใฎใƒ’ใƒผใƒญใƒผใฟใ‚“ใชๅฅฝใ

06.03.2026 13:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 540 ๐Ÿ” 177 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

marathon (2026)

05.03.2026 21:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 25 ๐Ÿ” 11 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Advertisement for a fictional Estrogen Single-Use autoinjector created by the company NuCaloric from Marathon. Large text reads "Called a boy. Isn't. 201." Smaller text below reads "nu" "GOLD RUSH SERIAL NO. 20210201 ๅ‡บๅŠ› CYBERSECURITY 10-V0839 EXPLORATION / DEVELOPMENT" Between the text is a large pink autoinjector.

Advertisement for a fictional Estrogen Single-Use autoinjector created by the company NuCaloric from Marathon. Large text reads "Called a boy. Isn't. 201." Smaller text below reads "nu" "GOLD RUSH SERIAL NO. 20210201 ๅ‡บๅŠ› CYBERSECURITY 10-V0839 EXPLORATION / DEVELOPMENT" Between the text is a large pink autoinjector.

can anyone tell me why i spent 4 hours creating a fake NuCal ad for an estrogen autoinjector

06.03.2026 11:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 468 ๐Ÿ” 127 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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good morning g'raha nation

06.03.2026 03:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 114 ๐Ÿ” 40 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

shout out to bluesky's lead programmer who dipped his mobile phone in his pool to 'cool it off' and then didn't understand why it broke

05.03.2026 15:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1273 ๐Ÿ” 384 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

RT if $3000 would literally change your life

05.03.2026 02:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 4555 ๐Ÿ” 3155 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 36 ๐Ÿ“Œ 31
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06.03.2026 10:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 151 ๐Ÿ” 29 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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Windows 14 rumored to have a free trial with no limit on playtime all the way up to level 70, including the award winning expansions "Heavensward" and "Stormblood," sources say.

05.03.2026 16:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 6278 ๐Ÿ” 2381 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 60 ๐Ÿ“Œ 17
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29.12.2025 07:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 338 ๐Ÿ” 95 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every single day, just by posting here, you have the ability to make these losers hate their job that much more, and I think that's beautiful

05.03.2026 17:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 814 ๐Ÿ” 105 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It actually kicks ass how much the people who run this site hate the people who use it. Just constant seething meltdowns over having to put up with a bunch of artists, furries, and trans people instead of crypto-hustlers and AI guys making Linkedin-tier posts. I'm glad they're miserable, frankly

05.03.2026 17:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 5320 ๐Ÿ” 1674 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 39 ๐Ÿ“Œ 25

This is something I really have noticed and have remarked upon

Americans seem to fucking hate other people. There's little social cohesion. But that's been manufactured, you need to be able to sell out and walk over your peers to get success, who all might have a gun to kill you btw

05.03.2026 16:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 280 ๐Ÿ” 63 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
04.03.2026 02:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1998 ๐Ÿ” 717 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 15

OPEN!!

๐ŸŒฑ 4-6 slots
๐ŸŒท approx. 4 week turnaround
๐Ÿชป more than one per person is okay :)
๐ŸŒผ non-ffxiv characters/ocs are welcome!

Plz read info!

More examples here: bsky.app/profile/neun...

04.03.2026 14:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 45 ๐Ÿ” 25 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
an illustration by Spindle of the character Anni (on the right, an elflet  with  green hair tied up in a bun and 4 hair loops, wearing yellow glasses, beige turtleneck, and black skirt) kissing a halfling woman (unnamed) on the left (brown hair tied up in a bun, glasses, red turtleneck, and grey skirt)

an illustration by Spindle of the character Anni (on the right, an elflet with green hair tied up in a bun and 4 hair loops, wearing yellow glasses, beige turtleneck, and black skirt) kissing a halfling woman (unnamed) on the left (brown hair tied up in a bun, glasses, red turtleneck, and grey skirt)

librarians kissing

04.03.2026 21:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 9745 ๐Ÿ” 2079 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 106 ๐Ÿ“Œ 33
15.01.2026 16:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 409 ๐Ÿ” 43 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
cupid layla and incubus airy (he/him for both characters)

cupid layla and incubus airy (he/him for both characters)

๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ

14.02.2026 14:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 604 ๐Ÿ” 142 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.

03.03.2026 10:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1673 ๐Ÿ” 458 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
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Losing 0-30 against someone at locals: GGs I guess I got a lot to learn haha
Losing a close set to a random during netplay:

02.03.2026 23:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 95 ๐Ÿ” 46 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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reminding myself of this

03.03.2026 11:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 6377 ๐Ÿ” 2091 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 71 ๐Ÿ“Œ 136

asked and answered

04.07.2025 18:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 765 ๐Ÿ” 183 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14 ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
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02.03.2026 16:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 2397 ๐Ÿ” 322 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Itโ€™s funny if you call PayPal or visa lines and bring this up asking why they claim โ€œadult illustrationsโ€ is against their regulations but betting on the death of kids is totally fine. They donโ€™t have an answer.

In fact yall should call them at least once a day with this :)

01.03.2026 22:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 9326 ๐Ÿ” 5438 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3