Hya

Grand ménage de printemps?

photo of a young man in a work shirt covered in various inks, screenprinting with black ink

photo showing the result: a yellow page with a freshly printed design of bees and beehives

Me circa 2014, I loved screen printing

(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

True Art

Such a pretty regional form! 🤩

Illustration of an alternative Yanma evolution with a long ribbon like body and 10 pairs of wings. Its body is a flashy blue with black stripes with arrow shaped pupils

Illustration of an shiny alternative Yanma evolution with a long ribbon like body and 10 pairs of wings. Its body is a flashy pink with dark purple stripes with arrow shaped pupils

pokedex entry: Yanmosphere, air rod pokemon, bug/dragon type. Evolves from Yanma. Its body evolved for a perpetually airborne lifestyle high in the clouds. Only appearing during thunderstorms, people thought for a long time that they were hoaxes.

Yanmosphere: the elusive dragon evolution! #pokemon #fakemon #art

Illustration of a dragon type regional form Zebstrika. It is now a dark blue and its mane is white with a yellow glow. It now has a longer man that forms a large dragon like tail that connects with hair underneath and also has a little beard and hair on its hooves. Its single horn is shaped like a branching lightning bolt.

Illustration of a shiny version dragon type regional form Zebstrika. It is now a dark red and its mane is white with a lilac glow. It now has a longer man that forms a large dragon like tail that connects with hair underneath and also has a little beard and hair on its hooves. Its single horn is shaped like a branching lightning bolt.

Pokedex entry: Zebstrika, Omen Pokémon, Electric/Dragon type, Evolved from Blitzle. Rarely seen in the wild, encountering one is believed to bring great luck. It will only allow people that are pure of heart to approach, being able to sense bad intentions from afar.

Capricious as the storm, Zebstrika! 🌩️(Dragon Type Regional Form)
#art #fakemon #pokemon

illustration of a what a mega parasect would look like: It's body is now a dry husk with no color while the mushroom is now a bright red wire geometric shape with lots of glowing orbs inside with an eerie glow. fakemon

Mega Parasect
Ghost/Grass type
Nothing is left of the host but a dry husk with the mushroom now fully bloomed. Souls are trapped in it and used to produce more deadly spores.

Took inspiration from the Basket Mushroom, it felt like the perfect match for a spooky mega evolution! 🍄

For the longest time I felt more comfortable talking with older people. Intergenerational mixitude is a sign of a good community

Breloom for my Patreons sticker sheet !

#pokemon #blender

une belle histoire de fuck around and find out

m'en faudrait prescription aussi

I bet, I'd never go back to kijiji and do apartment renting on my own, too much to handle 😱

Yes I'm all sorted with a full team to buy and sell. They sent us lots of possible listings so we're sifting through it!

Currently house hunting, sorting through all the listings is exciting but a bit overwhelming too 🏠

Gambling Is Eating The World YouTube video by Jarvis Johnson! GOLD

C'est vraiment terrible ces plateformes là youtu.be/-Kii_McfZm0?...

illustration of a dragon type Crawdaunt regional form. It is now a dark green with gold and red details. It has whiskers and more sharp forms resembling fangs.

illustration of a dragon type Crawdaunt shiny regional form. It is now a dark purple with pink and blue details. It has whiskers and more sharp forms resembling fangs.

Pokedex entry: Crawdaunt, Hoard Pokémon, water/dragon type, evolved from Corphish. It rests at the bottom of deep water bodies guarding piles of treasures collected around its territory. It will enter in a state of rage and chase intruders if anything is taken away.

Guarding its precious underwater treasure: a dragon type Crawdaunt regional form! #fakemon #pokemon #art

Illustration of a dragon type Yamna regional form. It is a bright blue with black bands and big angry yellow eyes and more spikes

Illustration of shiny form of a dragon type Yamna regional form. It is hot pink with dark purple bands and big angry yellow eyes and more spikes

pokedex entry: Yanma, Storm Wing Pokémon, bug/dragon type. Its bite force is powerful enough to crush even the hardest shells of its oreys. Swarms of them compete in aerial prowesses during storms, being able to endure up to 115 km/h winds.

Braving the biggest storms: it's a dragon type variant Yanma!
#pokemon #fakemon #pokedex #art

Illustration for a dragon type regional wooper: it is now green with an upward arrow shapes pattern on its stomach and golden gills

Illustration for a shiny dragon type regional wooper: it is now golden with an upward arrow shapes pattern on its stomach and mint green gills

Pokedex entry: Wooper, Drake Dish Pokémon, Dragon/Ground type. Rowdier than its Johto or Paldea cousins, this Wooper form doesn't need to hydrate as much. The slimy film covering its body mostly allows it to slide around on even the roughest terrains.

I wanted to work on dragon type regional forms for Smaugust: here's Wooper! #fakemon

What game came out when you were 12?

oui ça me le fait aussi, ça gosse quand je veux juste écouter de la musique en travaillant

roadhouseendgame i was talking to my mom about cardassians and said something along the lines of what must it be like to be a cardassian civilian. like abstractly knowing the rest of the galaxy thinks of your species as 'the evil ones' and kinda sorta knowing your government runs labor camps and torture prisons and is a military empire, and it's a huge deal for everyone else in the galaxy, but you just like run a restaurant so it's not a big part of your daily life, so you just like, go about your day and make soup and don't think about it' and then halfway through my sentence i actually heard myself and then had to go sit down for like ten minutes. like sat down in a chair and stared at the floor for ten minutes

whoops

Got the alarm and the message, i jumped out of my own skin so hard. Bombs were also on my mind

It really was a great year for games!

What game came out when you were 12?

ça devrait aider à limiter leur temps d'écoute de podcasts mascu au moins

pombon in the style of Pom gets Wi-fi

Browt eyebrow meme where it slams its face into the table where the leaves perfectly align to its brows , idk the origin of it

#fanart #pokemon

sorry had some shitposts ideas too

In my head they still officially showed them but my bf reminded me they haven't done that in several generations... so I guess I'll follow my gut 😅 the last few games I avoided 90% of spoilers so I had a great experience discovering the game as I played

I love them all

Je suis vraiment curieux d'y jouer, les graphiques et l'environnement font beaucoup penser à ce qu'ils avaient fait pour New Pokémon Snap. J'ai hâte d'explorer sous l'eau!