mrs deviant

Can we just talk about how weird it is when people do that? A friend of mine’s parents were on their 5th Duke the last I heard.

Obvs she can’t share messages from me because of my boobs but I’m one of her other best friends.

I wouldn’t have known it was you so good job with the pic.

I miss you guys. Im terrible at social media’ing.

She’s so lost without you.

Photo of Air Supply lead guitarist, Aaron McClain.

I guess she’s right.

“My internet perv friend says hi.”

Like that?

He’s a ~40 year old black guy with an arm sleeve. 🤣

Haha.

I fucking hate it here so much.

I’m at an Air Supply concert with my mother. She just whispered to me, “the guitarist is a hunk, right?”

She’s 80.

In traffic headed home from jury duty. Going back tomorrow. 😭

Laney makes a good point

Photo of satellite radio playing Welcome to the Jungle by GNR

In traffic headed to jury duty day #4.

I love you so much. You always make me laugh.

I feel seen.

“TXSR2HI” fucking brilliant. They’re spending more on their plate than they pay in taxes. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Yes. “IMAMORON” was already taken.

Just like jesus!

Hahah indeed

Bible with the cover embossed with “the judicial branch”

Bible with “jury assembly” printed on it.

Jury duty today and guess what? Mecklenburg County provides bibles to jurors. They’re even embossed with “the judicial branch” in case it’s unclear to anyone. I hate it here.

@kweencassie.bsky.social if you wanted to visit you could’ve called first…

Vehicle with license plate that reads “NOVX4ME”

I’m surrounded by morons.

Do vegans not breastfeed their babies because breast milk is like dairy?

He needs to be erased. WTF

She has too much time on her hands. I mean, it’s super bizarre behavior for sure, but the baby’s feelings weren’t hurt.

I’m so confused. She’s mad because someone gave the finger to her baby?

To think we thought he was the dumbest president in history. What I wouldn’t do to have him back.

Aww missed you too.

Missed you too

Always more deviant. Always.