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@masterofgum

I'm a fan of gathering magic. I love me some Ravens. MURP. #ADHD

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That won't last long

07.03.2026 02:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Maxx & Nnamdi up front? Get is a fast edge guy, we about to record some sacks this season.

07.03.2026 02:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Most likely, yes

06.03.2026 21:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Feels like zero correlation.

06.03.2026 01:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

WHY am I waiting an hour after my appointment time for my PCP?? Does he think hes a specialist??

05.03.2026 19:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Markwayne "what was we" Mullin??? He's moved on from dumb to dumber!

05.03.2026 19:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Then the real question is, how far can you get before noon?

05.03.2026 16:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I would wonder how far I could get before anyone tried to contact me.

05.03.2026 15:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I will rip out its one good eye!

05.03.2026 15:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mine never comes off its port and just pretends it did.

05.03.2026 15:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I was with you all the way until that last line. Lol

05.03.2026 14:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh, huh... good point. This changes everything!

05.03.2026 00:56 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Women's Eyewear selection is massive, full of character, interesting.
Men's Eyewewr selection is rectangles or circles.

05.03.2026 00:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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04.03.2026 20:46 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Probably best not to.

04.03.2026 20:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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04.03.2026 19:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Thats the end! You spoiled the movie!

04.03.2026 04:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

But, "an Ewok gets a facehugger," is the Christmas special we deserve.

04.03.2026 04:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yooooo... wutt????? I'll pay money twice!!

04.03.2026 03:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Predator franchise belongs to Disney. Star Wars belongs to disney. The Alien franchise belongs to disney.

Can we get a crossover???

04.03.2026 03:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I'm so sad the Ravens might not lock that dude down.

04.03.2026 03:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wait, Mr. "What was we ranked..." did a mispoke?

He's all the proof other nations need about our education system.

03.03.2026 23:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

G2, no competition.

03.03.2026 23:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Broken Binding edition of book two of the Bone Shard
trilogy. A shiny card and bookmark.

Broken Binding edition of book two of the Bone Shard trilogy. A shiny card and bookmark.

@andreagstewart.bsky.social & @thebrokenbinding.bsky.social a better pairing? Never! And the shiny card to boot?? Homerun of homeruns!

03.03.2026 22:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Id like to sum everything up in one bar.

"Your girl ain't really got no ass, she just poke it out"
-Guru (1/2 of Gang Starr)

03.03.2026 22:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@stynalane.bsky.social are you still the Keeper of Dead?

03.03.2026 21:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jesus is the reason for the treason.

03.03.2026 19:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Technically, thats accurate. Thats how you prevent bee stings. I see what they're trying, but you don't remove venomous critters after they've bitten/stung you.

03.03.2026 13:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Netanyahu has been saying Iran is close to having nuclear capacity for 40 years. He finally got someone gullible enough to believe his story... or he got the right blackmail material.

03.03.2026 13:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Meh, I have no faith in anything. Good luck.

02.03.2026 19:45 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0