"when I say pen, you say pocket"
"PEN"
"POCKET"
#totp
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Dad, husband, Yorkshireman. Cumbrian. Ex-national newspaper art director delighted to find himself living halfway up a Lakeland fell after 30 years in London Beer, Vespa, history, hill, life, lake, bike Libraries gave us power
"when I say pen, you say pocket"
"PEN"
"POCKET"
#totp
Wiseguys. An absolute banger from a banging album. #totp
I love this song. I bought their album on the back of 'kiss me'.
Reader, there was only one decent track and it was 'kiss me'. #totp
Bet Lynch chic #totp
Obligatory late-90s I'VE BEEN TO THAILAND shirt #totp
The Smiths changed my life but Morrissey really is an absolute dick.
Content designers: come and work with me!
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Nice work.
two kids with backpacks walking bikes on sidewalk Kids who got new bikes "super excited" to walk them around the city that's too dangerous to ride in.
Kids who got new bikes "super excited" to walk them around the city that's too dangerous to ride in.
Bloody cyclists
Amazing what you can do with a bit of political will.
That dude WISHES he was a stocky, fiftysomething, bald Yorkshireman.
I bought it for LEGITIMATE reasons. It's a mere coincidence that I mainly wear it for browsing the beer aisle in Booth's.
It's so unbelievably wet that I nearly wore my Dryrobe to work and there isn't a jury in the land that would have convicted me
Oh Christ I'm off to take the bins out. And it's not even bin day.
#totp
"OK, so you're Eddie Large" #totp
I mean, this song is a beaut, mind. #totp
And that ain't no fable
Those bar stools are still warm from 911's arses. #totp
The best fact about the Stereophonics is that Stuart Cable's mum was called Mabel. #totp
When you order Deadmaus from Temu #totp
I bet Crispian Mills smells like Camden Market #totp
Obituary for Des de Moor now online at the Guardian
www.theguardian.com/stage/2026/m...
Truly the era of Singing Boys On Barstools #totp
Can you imagine Donald Trump sipping a pint of cellar-cool, cask conditioned ale?
How many times does Keir Starmer get a mention in the Epstein files?
The tower of St Andrew's church, Penrith, in evening sunshine against a blue sky
Let's not go crazy but I think spring might actually be here soon.
The craft gold rush is officially over.
The 'remove background' thingy has been tremendously helpful.