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Freelance journalist who listens to too much music | Saints⚜️ KingsπŸ‘‘ Giants🟠| He/him/his Sacramento chriswoodard.journoportfolio.com

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B2b years with a pity MVP 😭😭

06.02.2026 03:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I still can’t believe Pharrell had nothing to say about Chad?

02.02.2026 04:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cher saying Luther Vandross STILL has me laughing 🀣

02.02.2026 04:21 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Me after that D’Angelo tribute

02.02.2026 04:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I know Lauryn Hill is there to do a D’Angelo tribute and I’m not confident I can make it through that without tears

02.02.2026 03:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tyler is one of the best live performers we have right now, give him every performance

02.02.2026 03:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy for Lola Young but I thought Chappell or Bieber had that

02.02.2026 02:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bruno Mars twice in one night? He really does have a debt to pay

02.02.2026 02:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Grammy’s really love 10 minute commercial breaks

02.02.2026 02:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Between all those nominees, Jelly Roll won????

02.02.2026 02:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Seven more days πŸ™

02.02.2026 02:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If Bieber is gonna try and recreate the Dijon/Mk.gee live aesthetic, at least bring them out 😭

02.02.2026 02:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Olivia Dean is so cool man

02.02.2026 02:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hilarious timing on this

02.02.2026 02:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Was it the same way on the previous TD? Feels like being down 4 and 5 is pretty much the same thing

26.01.2026 02:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Puka blocked three defenders lol

26.01.2026 00:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s not OPI on Puka?

26.01.2026 00:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Patriots special teams needs to bring out this trick play in the snow

25.01.2026 22:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nah, I’m glad Payton is playing to win. Conceding to a kick there was too big a gamble this early

25.01.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

CJ just take the sack 😭

18.01.2026 21:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

don’t worry, fantasy community, these Charbonnet touches can’t hurt you anymore.

18.01.2026 01:38 πŸ‘ 327 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 3

Not Romo calling Allen Mahomes 🀣

17.01.2026 22:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

lol the flea flicker is over

17.01.2026 22:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Alan wearing a sleeveless sweater that says MURRRRRDER

Alan wearing a sleeveless sweater that says MURRRRRDER

Not sure there is a person on earth who is better at their job than whoever dresses Alan Cummings for The Traitors

16.01.2026 04:11 πŸ‘ 1416 πŸ” 86 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 13

As long as the Harbaugh’s are still around, I’m afraid not

12.01.2026 03:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oooohweee that throw πŸ‘€

12.01.2026 03:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Difference in this game so far is McDaniels giving Maye easy-button options and Roman not doing the same for Herbert

12.01.2026 03:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hurts can’t throw over the middle of the field, which is unfortunately the easy way to beat the Niners defense
(It does suck that his one big throw down the middle was dropped)

12.01.2026 01:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gotta shift to taking a drink every for punt to keep the energy up

11.01.2026 23:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Saleh actually blitzing has been a delightful surprise though

11.01.2026 23:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0