Samantha

Heaven forbid women have hobbies

I think there’s a misconception out there that good writing means phrasing things in a way nobody ever has or would—that if a sentence feels familiar in the mind it fails. The opposite is true. Good writing is phrasing things in a way everyone has always wanted to and recognizes in their hearts.

Sparkle emojis are for the real, human girls 😭 it’s so upsetting

The Ultimatum franchise is some of Netflix’s best work. Grade A mess 😘🤌🏻

🎵that’s me in the corner. that’s me in my sweatpants, eating my doritos🎵

The joy of posting this for a second time this season

I was about to make my coffee but Kirby Smart just called another timeout to see what I had planned for breakfast.

GOD IS DEAD GO DAWGS

No followers yet as I’ve just migrated over, but you’ll know it’s me because my disdain for this book crosses all social platforms 🫡