Casey Adams

86 turned Chuck Norris today is my favorite new joke.

I once had this inconsiderate roommate. I’m pretty sure that he forgot I lived w/ him. 1 time we were in the kitchen, he was cooking, & he pulled out some butter out of the fridge.
He says, “Butter? Since when do I have butter?”
I said, “…well, if it’s not yours, who do you think brought it here?”

Here’s a list of funny/dirty sounding legislative phrases.

Backroom deal
Conference committee
Pork
Budget hole
Dark money
“Madam Speaker, may I please speak to the entire package”
Stimulus package
Motion to table
And finally…
Motion to discharge

My prediction for #BorutoTBV manga is Jura takes down Mamushi for causing collateral damage to Konoha. Anyone concur?

Is Trump still America First after invading Venezuela? And doesn’t this undermine the prestige and credibility of the FIFA Peace Prize? They don’t just give those out to placate people’s egos you know.

Getting tired of the “X is too woke”
Or “Y is DEI” comments, posts, videos, memes, etc. it’s honestly getting annoying.

I’ll admit that 2025 was both good and bad but I look back and say good riddance to a shitty year.

I think having similar values is a reasonable and extremely important reason to continue dating someone. If anything, it’s the most important. Be nice if you accidentally go on a date with someone of the opposite viewpoints, but yeah don’t keep dating them.

They really retconned the ages of everyone in the King of the Hill reboot. Bobby was 13 in the reboot and GH was 1. Bobby is now 21 and GH is 13. Hank appeared to be in his 40’s before but now appears over 60. Like if he wants to work, keep working.

I’m not opposed to data centers. I use AI constantly but we shouldn’t subsidize them. They should be taxed to pay for job retraining programs and temporary living stipends for those whose jobs are displaced by AI.

Agreed. Democrats need to stop being the scoldy party.

I want the enhanced ACA subsidies to be extended or even made permanent. I'm an insurance agent and my clients are getting screwed/dropping coverage. I'd kinda prefer that Democrats have the issue to run on rather than solve the policy problem. 21 million people is not "a small part of the country".

He may not be the worst president ever but he is without question the worst person to ever serve as president.

It’s uncanny how often people call me when I’m using the toilet.

#Fallout: China makes the most sense for the next installment of the games. They probably also had their version of vaults or some sort of Chinese Vault-Tec affiliate/subsidiary.

Ideally, in #Boruto, I'd like to see them steal Hidari's Rinnegan and give it to Sasuke once revived.

I had to delete my conservative friend on FB. He was living in my head rent free. I also realized that he was more interested in being right than being curious. He never responded to my arguments, picked and chose what he wanted to talk about, not the topic at hand, and didn't act respectfully.

I used to have this conservative friend on FB. We had debates that were (mostly) respectful. He once said that the worst thing to happen to the USA was the breakdown of the nuclear family.

I was like, "Really? Some women deciding to get jobs was worse than slavery? Is being anti-slavery woke?"

I'm going to see Avatar 3. I just hope it's not another story about a magical natural resource that's only obtainable by mass destruction.

King of the Hill needs to address Luanne and Ladybird’s absences in season 15.

Harry Potter didn’t need a remake. Prove me wrong.

I wish Trump hadn’t co-opted the thumbs up. I don’t know how to signal thank you when people are nice to me when driving.

Didn’t they leave it open to a reboot at the end of the last episode?

Anytime any Republican brings up fiscal responsibility or the national debt always bring up “The OBBBA added $5T to the debt. Try again.”

It seems like there are some actual cracks in Trump’s armor. The real question is are there any GOP members that currently sit in congress that are willing to defy him.

No one gets an MRI unless something is wrong.

My Harry Potter fan fiction has an alternative ending of the last book where he’s back under the staircase, still 10 years old, and magic isn’t real. It was all a dream.

Saw the 2nd Wicked and I don’t know… I was a bit underwhelmed. No show stopper songs meant they didn’t fully use the actors’ range. The scarecrow’s identity was extremely obvious, but they made it seem secretive. I’m no musical buff but I get why the ratings were mid despite all the money they made.

The thing about a ton of my favorite journalists and pundits like Johnathon Cohn, Liz Plank, and Matt Yglesias going full paid Substack for their writings is that I don’t want to pay for all them. If I pay I feel like I have to read every article so it creates more stress.

I’ve unfortunately become less informed as free media dies. There are a lot of good substacks out there but I don’t want to pay for all of them.