The White House bigged up its war on Iran with a Hollywood movie mashup and it utterly beggared belief – 15 zero-star reviews
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/06/the-white-house-bigged-up-its-war-on-iran-with-a-hollywood-and-it-utterly-beggared-belief-15-zero-star-reviews/

There’s something truly cultish about this gang of pastors praying over Trump, and the irony wasn’t lost on the internet – 21 heavenly takedowns www.thepoke.com/2026/03/06/s...

George Monbiot on why Britain shouldn’t get dragged into Trump’s war on Iran is brilliantly done
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/06/george-monbiot-on-why-britain-shouldnt-get-dragged-into-trumps-war-on-iran-is-brilliantly-done-and-essential-viewing-for-anyone-who-might-think-otherwise/

Charlie Stayt just schooled Kemi Badenoch after she said the RAF was ‘just hanging around’ the Iran war and he wasn’t letting it go
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/06/charlie-stayt-just-schooled-kemi-badenoch-after-she-said-the-raf-was-just-hanging-around-the-iran-war-and-he-simply-wasnt-letting-it-go/

‘What’s the fastest ‘yeah, we are definitely NOT going to be friends’ moment you’ve ever had?’ – 21 people who will never be a good pal
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/06/whats-the-fastest-yeah-we-are-definitely-not-going-to-be-friends-moment-youve-ever-had-21-people-who-will-never-be-a-good-pal/

‘What was the moment that made you realise you absolutely had to leave a job?’ – 19 people who just couldn’t take it anymore
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/06/what-was-the-moment-that-made-you-realise-you-absolutely-had-to-leave-a-job-19-people-who-just-couldnt-take-it-anymore/

This Brit reporter wasn’t taking Pete Hegseth’s ‘no’ for an answer and more of this sort of thing please
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/06/this-brit-reporter-wasnt-taking-pete-hegseths-no-for-an-answer-and-more-of-this-sort-of-thing-please/

This magnificent takedown of James Cleverly over Iran didn’t just have the Question Time audience applauding
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/06/james-cleverly-takedown-iran-question-time/

Andrew Tate was detained trying to enter Dubai so he wouldn’t ‘miss out’ on the war, and everybody’s schadenfreude meters exploded www.thepoke.com/2026/03/06/a...

Donald Trump’s chilling boast that the US could use Spain’s air bases without their permission speaks volumes about him – 18 stark fact-checks www.thepoke.com/2026/03/04/t...

Elon Musk told people to let Grok do their taxes, and the internet responded with a resounding “Not on your nelly!” www.thepoke.com/2026/03/05/m...

Kristi Noem hands in her key to the cosplay chest, as Trump sacks her from Homeland Security – 21 approving nods www.thepoke.com/2026/03/06/k...

Stephen Miller bragged that the White House is not fighting a ‘politically correct’ war and it’s not the flex he thinks it is
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/05/stephen-miller-bragged-that-the-white-house-is-not-fighting-a-politically-correct-war-and-its-not-the-flex-he-thinks-it-is/

This British former Nato military chief’s takedown of Trump’s attack on Iran was simply magnificent and had Brits everywhere applauding
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/05/this-british-former-nato-military-chiefs-takedown-of-trumps-attack-on-iran-was-simply-magnificent-and-had-brits-everywhere-applauding/

This pizza-loving wrestler’s hilarious special move just went wildly viral and there's no topping this www.thepoke.com/2026/03/05/pizza-wrestler-special-move/

Donald Trump couldn’t wait to get back to his war on Iran and looks like he’s having the time of his life – 14 horrified responses
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/05/donald-trump-couldnt-wait-to-get-back-to-his-war-on-iran-and-looks-like-hes-having-the-time-of-his-life-14-properly-horrified-responses/

A slavering Maga took great delight from America bombing Tehran to bits and for once in a lifetime David Icke surely spoke for us all
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/05/a-slavering-maga-took-great-delight-from-america-bombing-tehran-to-bits-and-for-once-in-a-lifetime-david-icke-surely-spoke-for-us-all/

Isabel Oakeshott said she had ‘no issue’ with Dubai jailing people if the authorities don’t like their social media posts, and the hypocrisy was visible from space www.thepoke.com/2026/03/05/i...

You don’t have to like Keir Starmer to enjoy these 15 clapbacks at Liz Truss for kissing up to Trump over that Churchill barb www.thepoke.com/2026/03/04/1...

Karoline Leavitt says the US bombed Iran because Trump ‘had a feeling’ they should, in case you were worried they didn’t have a really good reason – 23 top takedowns www.thepoke.com/2026/03/05/u...

Trump was asked why there was no evacuation plan for stranded Americans and his answer (such as it was) spoke volumes
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/04/trump-was-asked-why-there-was-no-evacuation-plan-for-americans-stranded-in-the-middle-east-totally-nailed-the-state-of-the-white-house-right-now/

Giles Coren’s A++ take on Brits who moved to Dubai was very entertaining and totally on-point
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/04/giles-corens-a-take-on-brits-who-moved-to-dubai-was-very-entertaining-and-totally-on-point/

The new Private Eye’s cover just nailed Trump’s war on Iran, not just once but four times
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/04/the-new-private-eyes-cover-just-nailed-trumps-war-on-iran-not-once-but-four-times/

Andrew Tate said he couldn’t wait to be stuck in a Middle East war zone and these truthbombs all hit the target
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/04/andrew-tate-said-he-couldnt-wait-to-be-stuck-in-a-middle-east-war-zone-and-these-truthbombs-all-hit-the-target/

Jeremy Vine’s clip of Trump lovers dancing in Iran wasn’t entirely what he thought it was and it’s a facepalm visible from the moon
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/04/jeremy-vines-clip-of-trump-lovers-dancing-in-iran-wasnt-entirely-what-he-thought-it-was-and-its-a-facepalm-visible-from-the-moon/

Trump spat out his dummy over the UK refusing to roll over, and his ‘not Winston Churchill’ jibe at Starmer massively backfired – 21 two-finger salutes www.thepoke.com/2026/03/04/t...

A Maga said there wasn’t one thing Spain did better than America and it was a glorious self-own for the record books
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/04/a-maga-said-there-wasnt-one-thing-spain-did-better-than-america-and-it-was-a-glorious-self-own-for-the-record-books/

Marco Rubio’s rapid reverse ferret why America invaded Iran surely wasn’t fooling anyone – 14 weapons grade smackdowns
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/04/marco-rubio-reverse-ferret-iran/

Nick Ferrari tried to get one over the UK’s former ambassador to Iran and was so savagely owned it was magnificent
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/04/nick-ferrari-tried-to-get-one-over-the-uks-former-ambassador-to-iran-and-was-so-savagely-owned-it-was-magnificent/

Andrew Tate dancing ‘while the bombs fall’ in Dubai was a million miles from the flex he thought it was – 17 scorching burns www.thepoke.com/2026/03/04/a...