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I'm a SAHM, happily married for 14 years. Am AuDHD. PCOS and Endometriosis sufferer. I love to craft, poi spin, and am a gamer. A dem & a feminist. She/Her This is my Ko-Fi. I post, mostly, free cross stitch patterns https://ko-fi.com/thealmightyjessira

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That's such a weird reason to be banned...

05.03.2026 07:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Allegations in Epstein files may amount to 'crimes against humanity,' UN experts say Millions of files related to the late sex offender Jeffrey Epstein suggest the existence of a "global criminal enterprise" that carried out acts meeting the legal threshold of crimes against humanity,...

Millions of Epstein files suggest the existence of a 'global criminal enterprise' that carried out acts meeting the legal threshold of crimes against humanity, a panel of independent experts appointed by the UN Human Rights Council says.

18.02.2026 11:15 πŸ‘ 5705 πŸ” 2620 πŸ’¬ 246 πŸ“Œ 209

Olympic highlight in this house.

18.02.2026 17:36 πŸ‘ 7498 πŸ” 1440 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 51
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β€œ.. We could spend the whole day reacting to every buffoonish spectacle coming out of the White House, but that's exactly what they want: for us to lose focus …
Don't be distracted by the noise; watch what they are doing to your rights while you stare at the screen.”

18.02.2026 00:25 πŸ‘ 17093 πŸ” 6155 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

BREAKING: The Department of Education has ended its directive that attempted to restrict diversity, equity, and inclusion efforts in schools nationwide.

This is a victory for academic freedom and education equity.

18.02.2026 17:39 πŸ‘ 41054 πŸ” 10833 πŸ’¬ 476 πŸ“Œ 1027
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10.02.2026 06:25 πŸ‘ 97 πŸ” 46 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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a cartoon chipmunk is sitting at a counter in a store looking at something . ALT: a cartoon chipmunk is sitting at a counter in a store looking at something .
15.12.2025 09:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I am never sewing this particular oven mitt pattern again. I don't know what witchcraft this lady used to make this binding lay flat on an angle cuff but the low point corner was a whole THING

Never.... again... -_-

10.12.2025 20:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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When you don't play pc games with a controller and steam tells you a game is "best played" with a controller and you load it up to find out that mouse and keyboard controls do indeed suck....

"Well... time to dust off this old thing..."

Literally... there is a layer of dust on my controller...

10.12.2025 06:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hubs surprised me with an Emily D. Baker pin after a hard week and I had ordered my Objection! Ace Attorney pin from @fangamer.com

Don't they look so perfect together??? Only complaint is I wish the fangamer pins came with metal backs, not rubber ones.

#gamer #lawnerd #lawsky

10.12.2025 02:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why didn’t Trump order flags to be flown at half staff for National Guard member Sarah Beckstrom like he did for Charlie Kirk? πŸ€”

30.11.2025 17:33 πŸ‘ 6277 πŸ” 1316 πŸ’¬ 334 πŸ“Œ 89
Infinity Nikki Stardew Valley cross stitch junimo hair clip

Infinity Nikki Stardew Valley cross stitch junimo hair clip

I made the hair clip from the Infinity Nikki x Stardew Valley collab!

#infinitynikki #stardewvalley #crossstitch #junimo

16.10.2025 14:59 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Then I got no clue. Seems like there's some conflicting reporting going on.

Either way it sucks.

27.11.2025 18:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

From what I read yesterday the mom hasn't been in the kids life since birth. So I am guessing dad already has full custody.

27.11.2025 17:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I know most of the focus is on RFK Jr.'s weird horny texts, but the news that he used to spam Bill Nye with anti-vax weirdness and Bill was like, "Dude, you're you're confusing correlation for causation" is the only RFK text-message news I will ever need.

27.11.2025 01:15 πŸ‘ 7556 πŸ” 897 πŸ’¬ 64 πŸ“Œ 17

(Note on pension: I mean if you leave after a short amount of years. Everybody else isn't out her getting pension after being at a job 5 years)

25.11.2025 05:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And if they find themselves unable to pay their bills. To buy groceries. To pay their medical bills.

They can apply for assistance just like everyone else in a bind. So they can see just how hard it is.

If they can't live like this. Let it serve as an incentive to fucking change things.

25.11.2025 05:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Congress should have to live as everyday Americans do.

They should
-Make minimum wage for their state
-Not continue to get paid when they leave their job
-Have the most commonly used insurance plan
-Government pays for travel, but it's the cheapest available.
-Get 6 sick days in a 6 month period 🧡

25.11.2025 05:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Congress should get minimum wage, have to fly commercial, not get paid after they leave their job, and get the most commonly used insurance plan.

They should have to live like every day Americans do.

If they can't live like that... that should serve as incentive to fucking change things.

25.11.2025 05:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ€ Laudna

#art | #criticalrole | #bellshells

24.11.2025 20:10 πŸ‘ 1037 πŸ” 248 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

This is who she was.
Passionate in her beliefs. Fiercely loyal to her friends. Never afraid to let you know exactly where she stood. The best.

Fun Fact: I remember arguing with her over which of us hated Piggy the most. I was sure I did. She disagreed. It remains unresolved...

24.11.2025 20:15 πŸ‘ 31275 πŸ” 5681 πŸ’¬ 579 πŸ“Œ 166

Tech bros really can't understand why we're hostile to technology that a) is frequently confidently wrong and b) threatens to ruin our already terrible lives

24.11.2025 14:01 πŸ‘ 2003 πŸ” 396 πŸ’¬ 52 πŸ“Œ 8
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A Disabled Child’s Mom Reported Him Missing. He Was Locked Away by Federal Immigration Authorities for 48 Days. Emmanuel, a 15-year-old who has an intellectual disability, walked away from his mom’s fruit stand in October. Houston Police called ICE.

Emmanuel, a 15-year-old with intellectual disabilities, wandered away from his mom’s fruit stand in October.

She reported him missing to Houston police. But instead of reuniting them, the city turned him over to ICE.

β€œThey’re failing all of us,” his mom said.

thebarbedwire.com/2025/11/24/d...

24.11.2025 15:03 πŸ‘ 2823 πŸ” 1308 πŸ’¬ 67 πŸ“Œ 167
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a small brown and white puppy is sitting on a tiled floor ALT: a small brown and white puppy is sitting on a tiled floor

Today is a good day, and I'm so fucking proud of myself. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

22.11.2025 03:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ah... it took them a while but the finally figured out seat belts work different when boobs are involved I'm guessing?

21.11.2025 10:03 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Platypus's glow in UV light and we have no idea why.

21.11.2025 09:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The fact this would even need to be clarified is a fucking problem

21.11.2025 09:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A male Anna’s hummingbird at the door. So nosy! 🀣

A male Anna’s hummingbird at the door. So nosy! 🀣

Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.

This is who it was:

21.11.2025 00:59 πŸ‘ 45751 πŸ” 7225 πŸ’¬ 815 πŸ“Œ 320

Also both patterns have a colored with symbol and just symbol version! And if any of y'all happen to stitch them please tag me! I'd love to see how they came out and it would allow me to be able to note that they *have* been tested.

21.11.2025 03:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I finally got my Ko-Fi to work! So far it only has my two cross stitch patterns I made and handed out at the No Kings protest, and they are listed for free.

Hopefully I can get some more patterns up at some point. Maybe a couple paid ones if I can actually test them out.

ko-fi.com/thealmightyj...

21.11.2025 03:20 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0