Me and @kristenmulrooney.bsky.social!
01.03.2026 20:16
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Me and @kristenmulrooney.bsky.social!
Who wore it best in Miami Beach: me or this parking garage?
Special humiliation of going snorkeling 6m pregnant: I had to ask for the L wetsuit (same size as my husband) while the other woman tried on a small and the guide said “That one is too baggy! You need a smaller size!” and she said “I didn’t realize you had an XL!!!” Hers was hot pink…mine was blue 🫡
Got tickets to Hilary Duff on what will be my last night of maternity leave in August.💁🏼♀️💁🏼♀️💁🏼♀️💁🏼♀️
This isn’t my post, lol
Honestly kind of obsessed with how insane Threads is
So far no, but maybe? A lot of kids around here go to private schools who didn’t add days, but I assume a lot of kids who go to camp go to public school, too. Not sure what will happen!
Or if you send your kid to school at all!!! Why aren’t you homeschooling them?????
I feel this except I’m the opposite, somehow they all wore the cool band tees and I’m wearing something that I thought was cool but turns out to be very stupid
Luckily I think some of them will be at nature camp too 😂😂
Guess my son will be missing the last week of Kindergarten bc I am not paying $550 for him NOT to go to nature camp 😭😭😭
Look I get why they have to do this and it’s not their fault but our school district extended the year an extra week bc of snow days…a week into the very expensive summer camp I already pre-paid for 😭😭😭
Everyone should throw a nice quiet dinner party for their 3 year old!!!
It’s giving
She’s like why did you personally hire a pony to give pony rides then??? Explain that?????
People on Threads are the most miserable people on Earth, I swear. She just made up a whole scenario and then got mad about it 😂
I just keep forgetting Bluesky exists!!!
When I say you don’t know how truly unhinged Threads is until you’re on Threads, I mean it.
He wants to come
They’re like wow this baby is…a turkey sandwich?
Cue sitcom scene where the sonographer thinks my husband is cheating bc he can’t look up from his phone during the sonogram but really he’s trying to sign my 5yo up for reptile camp.
Just realized my 20 week sonogram (the big one where they show you the baby in detail and both parents go) is at the EXACT same time as the extremely competitive summer camp sign up I need my 5yo to get into. What a hilarious portrait of modern parenting.
"Was it morning or evening, my children would ask. Like the early days of post-partum, I had no idea, I could only guess by trying to carbon date the apple rinds left on the couch. The bite marks looked fresh. It must be morning." @clhubes.bsky.social in The Pom today www.the-pom.com/p/i-survived...
“You shouldn’t be happy your kids are going back to school! Don’t you enjoy spending time with them?” Well, yes but also this is how I work when they aren’t here.
I’m gonna be honest…I have skipped that scene every time I’ve watched The Lion King since like 1995
To be fair we skipped that scene!
Showed my 3yo The Lion King for the first time and she sat silently through the whole thing and then the only question she had was “Does Rafiki eat meat?”
The problem with pregnancy is eating food. Which is also the solution to pregnancy problems. It’s a very confusing loop from which you cannot escape from vomiting.
I wasn’t paying attention to my 2yo for like 7 minutes and she unrolled an entire roll of paper towels and spread them throughout the house. When I asked her why she did that she said “I was making a cat trap.” To be fair, she caught one.
