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I don't know what you've got planned
for tonight, Homer, but count me out.

28.08.2025 13:12 πŸ‘ 185 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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They can't go wrong with cocktail weenies! They taste as good as they look, and they come with this delicious red sauce. It looks like ketchup, it tastes like ketchup, but brother, it ain't ketchup!

26.08.2025 17:41 πŸ‘ 78 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

This got labeled as Adult Content by @bsky.app 🀣

26.08.2025 14:18 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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There is one more way to kill a man, but it is as intricate and precise as a well played game of chess.

26.08.2025 14:17 πŸ‘ 129 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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His jiggling is almost hypnotic.

19.08.2025 13:05 πŸ‘ 129 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3
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Happy Lefthanders Day

14.08.2025 19:15 πŸ‘ 105 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 5
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Kids, turn off the TV. I have some bad news about Lenny.

13.08.2025 13:02 πŸ‘ 151 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3
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12.08.2025 13:02 πŸ‘ 140 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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11.08.2025 20:30 πŸ‘ 85 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3
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Mr. Vice President! Someone finally bought a copy of your book, Sir!

06.08.2025 21:59 πŸ‘ 171 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2
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Do they have Krusty Partially Gelatinated Non-Dairy Gum-Based Beverages?

05.08.2025 15:48 πŸ‘ 154 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2
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I'm disrespectful to dirt! Can you see that I am serious?

04.08.2025 16:56 πŸ‘ 156 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 3
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It must be the first of the month! New billboard day!

01.08.2025 14:09 πŸ‘ 241 πŸ” 52 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 5
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31.07.2025 17:40 πŸ‘ 100 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0
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25.07.2025 18:49 πŸ‘ 102 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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24.07.2025 16:34 πŸ‘ 119 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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R.I.P. Ozzy Osbourne.

22.07.2025 20:10 πŸ‘ 218 πŸ” 39 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 1
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So that's it, after 20 years? So long, good luck?

21.07.2025 13:08 πŸ‘ 121 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2
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18.07.2025 16:21 πŸ‘ 132 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2
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17.07.2025 13:20 πŸ‘ 141 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3
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14.07.2025 22:01 πŸ‘ 109 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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10.07.2025 18:26 πŸ‘ 128 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.07.2025 13:07 πŸ‘ 105 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1
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08.07.2025 15:47 πŸ‘ 84 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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You're out there somewhere, Beer Barron, and I'll find you.

07.07.2025 15:35 πŸ‘ 219 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2
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06.07.2025 17:15 πŸ‘ 89 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it.

04.07.2025 20:22 πŸ‘ 140 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

I know it’s a layup, but I’m going to Moe’s.

03.07.2025 19:00 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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03.07.2025 18:59 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 3
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Now if you'll excuse me, all this talk has made me hungry.

02.07.2025 13:05 πŸ‘ 122 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1