Kristen Brida

I know Emily Dickinson is denying the allegations in the afterlife that she’s related to Taylor Swift after this album

I feel like Taylor swift is in desperate need of cutthroat MFA poets workshopping her lyrics

mobile rendering of a post for a recipe for chocolate chip cookie dough cake where the author leads with "I want to start off this post with saying how saddening I was to learn of the bombing at the Boston Marathon."

Oh look it was one person, not all of us!

I love returning to a manuscript I haven’t touched in months, reading a line edit and thinking, “oh you BITCH” (complimentary) instead of “oh you BITCH” (derogatory)

I just listened to a podcast whose sponsor was LOCKHEED MARTIN?????

Girl WHAT

If you are a Northern California person upset about Chuck Schumer’s @schumer.senate.gov ‘s craven betrayal of our country, his book tour will be in Corte Madera at The Book Passage on 3/22

Thanks to @chriswarcraft.bsky.social for the alert, now we know where to visit him in NorCal too 👍🏼

Chuck Schumer is a piece of shit. Almost as much as John Fetterman

I see twitter is cyber bullying Alex Dimitrov once again can we cyber bully him here too 👉🏻👈🏻 🥹

I hope when Michelle Trachtenberg got to heaven she told Jesus that the bitch is back

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The Philly pilgrimage to the parade is a sight to behold

(caravans of people walking on I-95 with their 12 packs in tow)

Scheduled a dr. appointment and they said we have Monday available, assuming we don’t burn down the city.

I asked for the latest appointment just in case I needed to recover from burning down Philly

Taylor Swift, you must choose. Boys are temporary but Philly is forever 🦅💕

The way this bar has been pulling for the Bills almost as much as we were pulling for the Eagles

And for what!!!

The fifty flags in a row 😤

I’ve been strength training specifically for this moment—
climbing up a Crisco-slicked lampposts

GO BIRDS

SO GOOD.

If Emilia Perez wins Best Picture at the Oscar’s that will be my 13th reason

ChatGPT is down? Huh. Crazy how that doesn't affect my life in literally any way at all

ICYMI: I have a poem up at DIALOGIST— a sonnet about my selfie ✨💕

This is definitely something I keep trying to remind myself

If you told me 10 years ago that I’d be obsessed with and rooting for Spencer Pratt in 2025, I would have slapped myself

I have a poem up at DIALOGIST!! I’ve been having a moment with selfies & sonnets

Lmk what you think of this!

me, an italian-american outside of planned parenthood: AY I'm abortin here

How do you face fascism? I like Orwell's version: ground yourself in direct and immediate experience, trust your senses, find some joy, turn back to face the fascists and tell truths to combat the lies.