They're gonna BOOO at the Super Bowl. I hope it surprises him.
They're gonna BOOO at the Super Bowl. I hope it surprises him.
Dr. Oz might have done a better job than this.
Amen, God.
I remember when Mr. Potato Head required a real potato and you jammed the pointy features into the raw potato, and then later Mom pulled them out and cooked the potato for dinner. I'm Mr. Real Raw Potato Head old.
Agreed
Good.
Monkey Warfare guerillas snapped up thousands of imaginary free tickets for the July 2020 rally in Tulsa, OK. Event planners had installed a tent for overflow seating--but almost nobody showed up. It did this to the poor, vain president. And IT COULD HAPPEN AGAIN.
Flo is the most popular "period tracker" in the world, and it's already been accused of sharing patient information with the government. What would a Monkey Warfare guerilla do with this information? Flood the app with inaccurate reports from fictitious bleeding women? Flo.health
The Onion buying InfoWars is a classic example of Monkey Warfare. Monkey Warfare is the use of mockery to disrupt evil. This guy is another great example:
Attorney General Matt Gaetz! I find these bonehead appointments actually reassuring. They remind me how deeply stupid this president is.
This concept comes close to nailing the fundamental difference between us and them.
We chose the bear because we knew the moose was nearby.
Things we have to think about right now: How long can we last where we are, if hunger becomes an issue? Where can we go if we have to leave here? Who do we know who has property and financial resources?
Hi, Mr. Cuban!
It used to be really hard to get people to think about retirement planning. Suddenly, everybody is like, could I put a trailer on your land?
bsky has DMs????
You have to catch DJTJ at just the right time in his self-medication cycle. Otherwise, he can't understand words.
Those networks are already forming.
If you worked hard on this campaign, DO NOT be ashamed. We were trying to work within a flawed system. Next time, we will have to out-fraud them. Never fear--that can be done, too.
Oh yeah, we can retweet here. That's an authentic reaction.
I'm kind of sad that there are only "LIKE" hearts to respond with here. Because sometimes the shocked, sad, and angry emojis were really useful. That being said, LIKE THIS POST. j/k
As long as you can make it weird when it's already weird, you're my friend!
No, FFS
ATTN BLUESKY: If you want writers to flock to this site, make it possible for us to use ITALICS on posts. Every writer I know would prefer Blue Sky to Facebook if you had this feature.
Kollektivschuld is the German word for the regret the German people felt for not stopping Hitler. It became a devastating psychological problem for some. It translates as "collective debt," an awareness of karma for social injustice.
The surreal feeling that we are in a movie about Hiroshima just before the bomb exploded.