Michael Powell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿#FBPE🇺🇦 🐧

The more I see of this guy the more I like him.

Dear Welsh people even considering voting Reform please remember that these are the same people who promised that Brexit would bring herds of smiling unicorns frolicking on the sunlit uplands of Wales. Also 1p of income tax would amount to just £20 a month if you earn the Welsh average of £35,000 …

So basically we’re paying an extra 10p standing charge for SVT rates …

Or shield barer?

The collective brain power of a herd of slugs …

Am I the only one excited to see what outfit Kristi Noem is going to wear for her role of Shield of the Americas?

Now that’s a thought …

Apart from plastic ones - does anyone have any ideas on plants that would be happy in a small, dark, cold bathroom in the UK? Spider plants and peace lilies have said no thanks!

I didn’t vote Labour at the GE but was hoping to an end of the performative cruelty of the Tory party towards immigrants - seems the Labour Party are treating us to Act 2 with extra thumbscrews …

Seems like a class act …

Sorry - I should have cropped the photo. I was just meaning to post the fan …

Why should women have all the fun?

This is far more classy …

I do not believe that anyone with Native American heritage can be called Markwayne unless it was a result of a lost bet. In fact I’m not really sure that anyone called Markwayne can actually exist.

I do hope Markwayne will be changing the sheets on that airborne queen size bed …

I thought I saw something in their manifesto about them being against ‘pay per mile’ - surely that’s the very definition of a toll road?

I wonder if Markwayne will change the sheets on the airborne queen size bed …

You must be wrong - I’m sure I heard that Paragon of Truth KKKKaroline Leavitt insisting that Trumpleshitstain would be there ….

He really does have a problem with women - check out his response to a female heckler at the launch of his ‘Welsh’ manifesto today …

Hopefully delivered together with her arse on a plate …

Is it me or does Kristi Noem have a face like a slapped arse?

Ugh! Although I suppose the peak could be a lot peakier …

I have a workplace pension and already pay tax - I had already factored in that I would only receive 80% of my state pension when I become eligible next year. The fight should be about how low the personal allowance is and the fact that it will be frozen not about a particular class of taxees

Mine used the excuse that ‘as a minister’ - albeit a very junior one - she couldn’t take a stand on anything. Now she is no longer a minister she doesn’t even bother to respond!

Nice question but he allows her to totally ignore the gist of it!

And there was me thinking that Yvette Cooper was going to be the worst Home Secretary since Sewerella Braverman …

Look out Dan Thomas - this guy may have a stronger claim to lead Reform in Wales than you!

Really? Don’t we all smear random ointment on perfectly healthy skin as a preventative measure and doesn’t it always result in festering sores which you can smell just by looking at a picture?

I cannot begin to express how sad I feel at this news - mainly because I’m laughing too hard.

I’m stocking up on candles for heat and light and tins of beans which are equally delicious served cold from the tin …