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I.G.Y. Azalea

@steelydad

Top 0.1% OnlyDans. Steely Dad. Glamour Professional. I live where you vacation & eat dinner where you buy gas 🌴🐊🦩 way deep into nothing special

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Latest posts by I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad

how can you expect me to take seriously the hammer and sickle in your bio when you won't even courtesy fave

05.03.2026 22:01 πŸ‘ 81 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I knew what you meant but lol it really Could go either way

05.03.2026 21:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is maybe one of the worst things ever lol, I just skimmed the rest of the soundtrack and what an absolute Mess

05.03.2026 21:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

More cake for me!

05.03.2026 21:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Signed

04.03.2026 18:16 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Oh, when you come
Crash into me
And I come into you
And I come into you
In a boy's dream, in a boy's dream

Oh, when you come Crash into me And I come into you And I come into you In a boy's dream, in a boy's dream

The DMB song "Crash into me" and The Nightman Cometh is the same thing.

04.03.2026 14:16 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Always have, always will, kind of funny if it didn’t suck so bad

04.03.2026 12:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

sad news: nermal has been killed by an iranian drone attack on abu dhabi. an innocent victim of a senseless war

03.03.2026 22:58 πŸ‘ 1408 πŸ” 220 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 21
Screenshot an Instagram post that says you can say β€œOK John Mayerβ€œ to any white dude playing guitar and it drives them nuts. It’s the greatest thing ever go try it.

Screenshot an Instagram post that says you can say β€œOK John Mayerβ€œ to any white dude playing guitar and it drives them nuts. It’s the greatest thing ever go try it.

One of the likes on that post is Jack White of the white stripes

One of the likes on that post is Jack White of the white stripes

i am deceased

03.03.2026 18:04 πŸ‘ 104 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Doing gods work

03.03.2026 17:44 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Big McNasty

03.03.2026 17:29 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Smoking the very same shit that Ken Burns

03.03.2026 02:42 πŸ‘ 155 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

gotta say this season of bridgerton was fine but is unfortunately relegated to the bottom spot, better luck next season

03.03.2026 05:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

wondering if I can have leaked info on just one bogus and fixed Kalshi trade so I can at least not have to worry about bills as the world collapses into ruin. is that so much to ask??

03.03.2026 05:17 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

For better or worse, yes

03.03.2026 05:12 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also the audience is booing me

03.03.2026 05:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think this is 100% correct

03.03.2026 05:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Super nice guy, met him in 94 when I was there for a basketball camp. God that feels like a million years ago lol

03.03.2026 05:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Suboptimal

03.03.2026 04:48 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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They're telling me - listen to this - they're telling me to not... to not, to never get involved in a land war in Asia! I don't know. That's what they say but I don't know. Should I do it? They're telling me it's one of the "classic blunders" but I might do it. Should I do it?... I'm going to do it

03.03.2026 03:01 πŸ‘ 595 πŸ” 98 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2

Hitch your wagon to the university of Florida fightin’ gators for the repeat, they’re so much fun rn

03.03.2026 03:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Right? Not like we are trying to sound like badasses or whatever but a hundred in a week is…not impossible by any stretch of the imagination especially during the fall lol

03.03.2026 03:37 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my god lol

02.03.2026 01:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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happy steely dan sunday

01.03.2026 22:17 πŸ‘ 72 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

More cruise for me

01.03.2026 03:51 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Really missed an opportunity for β€œyay or neigh” there

28.02.2026 04:17 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Lmfao nice

21.02.2026 02:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
a bunch of Pork

a bunch of Pork

you’re either smoking with me or you’re smoking against me

21.02.2026 02:23 πŸ‘ 48 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0
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Truly Platonic Pegging.

19.02.2026 15:59 πŸ‘ 213 πŸ” 77 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 6