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help help the computer!!! it's after me!! he/him

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saw blink yesterday, was blown away by how much I liked it!

06.03.2026 08:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ride on time is an all time classic

01.03.2026 10:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

peak

17.02.2026 13:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

guess what bitch is frying me

16.02.2026 23:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

no but and I've been checking all of the replies to this thread, I still have yet to see an actual answer?? can you please provide an example of a thing an agent has written and how it was useful??

16.02.2026 06:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

psychic attack

12.02.2026 00:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bosh pack eclipse them if you lorwyn

07.02.2026 15:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
Swarmlord Eats His Babies - Commander (The Swarmlord) A deck created using Moxfield.

Slow day so I brewed it:
moxfield.com/decks/lXeYue...

03.02.2026 06:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wonder if like, Temur Aristocrats is anything? effects that make creatures enter with counters, free sac outlets like greater good, goblin bombardment, thermopod? doesn't say non token creature, and can use the green life's legacy effect to take advantage of swarmlord getting bigger and bigger

03.02.2026 04:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I listened to wallsocket when you posted about it once and it became my album of the year

23.01.2026 17:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

these cook supremely

20.01.2026 21:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

that there's something else now, the misery he inflicted on himself and others didn't completely ruin his life, and moving on from his dream isn't the death that he was running from? it's not inspiring, just acknowledgement that he's not going to be the best and that's not going to kill him

05.01.2026 14:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't know, I think safdie's pretty on point here. Marty isn't a good person and it's not meant to be uplifting, but I don't think the breakdown is entirely despair or selfishness. I think he's finally stopped the breakneck sprint of his obsession and his child does represent

05.01.2026 14:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hey man fuck you

18.12.2025 00:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Seconding the questions regarding Tamiyo and the One Ring!

10.11.2025 18:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

genuinely even if it was just that all the non special cube packs were standard legal packs at least that meaningfully grows your collection but at present it's like yay amonkhet draft rares I will proceed to do nothing with these

29.10.2025 11:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yeah it's crazy how it's priced like a standard draft format when
1. it's phantom
2. it's got power 9 variance
3. you don't even get the "special packs" until like 4 wins
4. the other packs are just like, random packs on arena???

genuinely arena cube was fun because it was low stakes and cheap

29.10.2025 09:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
the drew gooden i sure hope it does

the drew gooden i sure hope it does

uh yeah, I sure hope it was

25.10.2025 10:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's been a month

22.10.2025 17:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yeah it probably won't be that consequential either way so I won't be that bothered if they do it either and deep down I'm ready to admit that I too would like to put ognis in more decks

22.10.2025 15:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

cool! ultimately I still would probably not put the hybrid cards in if it were my choice, but thanks for sharing your opinion because I feel like i know a lot more about the argument for it!

22.10.2025 15:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

interesting! that's compelling with the original expansion to include card text. do you think there's a value in keeping the color pie restrictive? would commander be better if it was like the arena format gladiator, where there wasn't a deckbuilding restriction on color?

22.10.2025 15:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh whoops you did sorry phone moment

22.10.2025 15:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yeah that's fair and consistent with the earlier points! any thoughts on the other q? sorry if it's not clear I've been having a tough time understanding the other side of this one so I'm genuinely interested in the rationale which has been good so far!

22.10.2025 15:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

so why change the rules? if you can already rule zero hybrid cards, what's the need to make it official?

22.10.2025 15:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean, I think the whole point of having the rules at all is creating a common play experience so it doesn't really matter if I don't use them, it will change that landscape in ways I am arguing against

22.10.2025 15:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd be interested in your opinion on non-monocolored decks, like running jinnie fay in simic, or ognis the dragon's lash in izzet. Is that an overall positive? and I'd also be interested in your thoughts on what you think the point of color identity in commander is abstractly too

22.10.2025 15:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean i don't think if they did this it would be the end of the format right, I just don't think it would be positive. Do you think adding these cards to the format like this would be greatly positive? have an outsized good impact on brewing?

22.10.2025 14:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

a thing I think (?) we do agree on is that there would be a point of color pie breakdown that would be bad, like a green counterspell or black artifact removal, and I guess the tension here is you place more value on the expanded options than I place against the increased color pie breaks

22.10.2025 14:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean it's going to be tough getting anywhere if we don't agree on color pie integrity but my argument remains that the tradeoff is having more deckbuilding options in exchange for every color having an increased amount of breaks and that that tradeoff makes the game less fun

22.10.2025 14:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0