Claire the Fair

Same vibe as AI promptlords calling themselves "artists"

"Every time you repost this capy a transphobic state legislator dies." Baby capybara on a trans flag colored background.

Always repostin'

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

Then I will die for what I believe in 😔

It's my favorite one, but a lot of people seem to have it out for that game

I must examine the brains of cat supremacists/dog haters to find out why they are so insufferable

Well aren't you a ball of sunshine?

Never heard of it

The average Markiplier viewer these days is at least 20

I saw it yesterday and can't recommend everyone see it enough!

The true meaning of 15 minute cities

For what it's worth. I do think cheating in that instance is fine. And I don't think cheating should ever be 'punished', simply frowned upon in most circumstances.

I was civilly disagreeing with what I believed was a incorrect and kinda toxic premise. But it's clear you are getting upset so I'll drop it. Have a good night and may neither of us have to feel the pain of being cheated on. Trust me, it's not fun.

There is no need for name calling. But what else am I supposed to infer? Most monogamous people have a problem with cheating in most circumstances. Granted, most poly people I know also respect monogamous boundaries and preferences, but there are always those few outliers.

Sorry, not everyone is poly 🤷‍♂️

I mean it very much depends on if the relationship in question is abusive or not. If there is no abuse, cheating does kinda suck

Least condescending and elitist French person

I don't know why everyone seems to think the problem with post FO4 Bethesda games is the creation engine and not the recent design decisions of FO76 and Starfield.

I feel like a night in jail would work too if the speeding is bad enough.

Elder scrolls lore is far superior to fallout lore

I forgot about that! Yeah the game had so many good concepts and ideas that it doesn't get enough credit for. Same with Fallout 3 (the best one imo)

The Minutemen were such a cool concept that barely got explored which is such a shame.

Peak of Fallout 4s story imo was the Kellogg stuff

No that's totally fair. I get it. I only really liked a few episodes of the first season but haven't been impressed with much else

I can't find any controversies about the creators upon a Google search. How are they shitty people?

Lets be real, have late night talk shows ever been entertaining?

I don't know why but this gives me Mount and Blade vibes

Thank you! I swear this discourse is driving me insane. So many usually level headed people are acting deranged over a fucking musical and some just don't understand theatre as an artform.

Holy shit no way

Okay but you realize to accuse someone of those things for liking a musical is absurd right?

are we allowed to talk about how Hamilton is good again yet or is that still, like, off limits