DryEraseGirl

I don’t want to be a broken record, but I'm really sick of my long covid relapses. It's really hard to see the light at the end of the tunnel sometimes.

If my chronic health issues and pandemic living taught me anything, it's to be more verbally brave. If you think a compliment about a person's character or personality, or you liked something they said or did, let them know. Why keep it to yourself? People could use the validation these days.

Honestly, milkis against rootbeer was just unfair.

I keep thinking about this. Yall, I'm Crying. 😆

Okay, but this made me laugh so hard. 😂😂😂

Hypothetical question of the day: Do you think it's ethical to gaslight people who gaslight you, as a kind of "right back at you" defense?

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but...

Peaches come from a can.

One of my kids is in a creative writing club at school, and I have to wonder if there's a creative writing club for adults. I WANT IN!

@jaketrowbridge.bsky.social I support any and all Radiohead parodies. They have been my favorite band since... (does math) 1998, And fun fact, I share a birthday with Thom Yorke!

Coral Island, but you probably already have been recommended this one. It's so good.

This is the good stuff.

I wore myself out and had another long covid fatigue relapse again. Yall, I just want to punch it in the face, but I lack the strength to punch. Please post pictures of cute animals to assuage my misery.

Pumpkin spice princess. 😍 Honestly makes me want some hygge autumn snacks.

For everyone asking if myself and my family are okay because of our proximity to UVU, thank you. We are okay, we are shaken. Political violence is not okay. I just... don't know what to do about anything. I feel so sorry that this happened. Senseless.

Me: I'm so exhausted. Thank goodness, I can finally take a nap.

Lawnmowers: 😈😈😈😈😈

Someone should write a Hollow Knight: Silksong parody to the Thong Song by Sisqo.

"SILKSONG-SONG-SONG-SONG-Soooong"

Amen. 🙌

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The difference between feeling fine a couple of weeks ago and feeling depressed now is hilarious. Or at least it would be, if I didn't feel dead inside.

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Anyone else get baited by MarioKart on Connections today?

It's like Stardew Valley with elements of Animal crossing and rich storylines. The perfect cozy game... if they'd fix all the bugs. 😭

NO. My husband introduced me to Coral Island. The story is so immersive. It might be my new favorite game.

Nevermind, I did.

I didn't, but I wanted to...

My kid and her cousin both did this once. Then they ran into each other. One got a concussion. The other got a bloody nose.

In the spirit of Mondays I decided to take the wrong set of keys and accidentally lock myself out of my house.

I started remixing the Ninjago theme song with the Team Umizoomi theme after hearing similarities, and my Ninjago obsessed kids tell me they hate it. But I think deep down they admire and respect the creativity of my trolling.

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Getting old is being perfectly fine one minute and having debilitating pain in a random body part the next. Today's old person pain roulette: spasming neck pain! 🎉

Ended early. Gotta build up my stream stamina again. 😴But we had fun!