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myopic little twit, ret.

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It's almost time to get rowdy! We're helping you get your game plan in order for tomorrow's @washingtonspirit.com home opener. Ride a CaBi bike to the match and park at the valet at the Potomac Ave & Half St SW station. #bikeDC ⚽

πŸ“… Mar 13
⏰ 6-9 PM

12.03.2026 22:07 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

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12.03.2026 17:47 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

yes, it's very not great!

12.03.2026 15:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

also, idk, but if you can't watch sports without the added frisson from wagering on them, maybe you don't actually like sports and should entertain yourself other ways?

12.03.2026 15:10 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

(I understand that I am a scold)

12.03.2026 15:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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My Year as a Degenerate Sports Gambler Practically overnight, America made wagering on a game as frictionless as checking the weather. I was determined to understand the consequencesβ€”for my country, and for myself.

nothing about this seems fun to me

12.03.2026 15:02 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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Baltimore based Kneads Bakeshop coming to revolving door former paint shop/former several failed restaurants space at 15th and P NW. this will do well

12.03.2026 12:49 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this imo is why you can pretty much ignore any policy proposal that doesn't seem to match the candidate's overall pre-existing worldview. you don't need to dupe yourself.

12.03.2026 13:05 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like this mayoral election is extremely 'they are who we thought they were.' not going to be any surprise revelations one way or the other. chips are on the table and it's a matter of seeing which way the voters want to go

12.03.2026 12:57 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

[record scratch] yup, that’s me. you’re probably wondering how I got into this situation

11.03.2026 22:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I am currently seeking sponsorship. do you know any billionaires?

11.03.2026 22:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

is that supposed to be right after Whitney Young bridge?

11.03.2026 22:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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With warmer temperatures, we’re ready for Spring bike rides. β˜€οΈ 🚲

Eligible Smart Trip in mobile wallet customers can get ten free 45-minute classic bike rides with Capital Bikeshare.

Find out more: www.wmata.com/service/bike...

11.03.2026 21:42 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

haha…yes!

11.03.2026 21:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

[replaces bottom bracket anyway]

11.03.2026 21:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

sixth cyclist back at a red light in Penn Quarter. This is just spring, not even oil crisis yet

11.03.2026 21:11 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

but at least the politicians behind it are wildly popular

11.03.2026 20:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

this 101 dalmatians knockoff is wild

11.03.2026 20:44 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

things must be a real way if I'm aimlessly wandering around NGA West during lunch trying to wash my eyes with art

11.03.2026 16:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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ggwash.org/view/102681/...

11.03.2026 15:06 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

"the top 20 percent of Americans by income spent almost three times more on gas in 2020 than the bottom 20 percent"

11.03.2026 12:34 πŸ‘ 68 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

the universe only hands out a few perfect bike commute mornings so I’m going to choose to focus on that in
lieu of [waves hands frantically]

11.03.2026 12:32 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it's a pleasure to read. like on the sentence level

11.03.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Can't wait til Ebike Tasting Party on Saturday, March 21!

Meet local shops, orgs and families. Check out lots of bikes, enjoy the bounce house and score FREE food truck treats!

#bikedc #cargobike #ebike #familyfun

10.03.2026 23:50 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

occasionally I'll take a spin back through the classics and try to close a gap with a book I missed along the way and I guess this is how I'm becoming middlemarchpilled

10.03.2026 23:41 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Vaya con dios my friend!

10.03.2026 23:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

you learn the lessons early in the season so you can keep riding later in the season

10.03.2026 22:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
a coach bus with the word INNOVATIVE on it

a coach bus with the word INNOVATIVE on it

when VC bros reinvent the bus

10.03.2026 20:46 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Statue of Frederick Douglass (College Park, Maryland) - Wikipedia

(though UMD Douglass has more the energy that I think I'm looking for) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Statue_...

10.03.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Frederick Douglass Statue The statue of noted abolitionist Frederick Douglass features him standing beside a lectern and an inkwell with quill pen sits in reference to his work as an author.

we can scale this one even. so you're flying into national and look over to the left and there would be, 500 feet tall

10.03.2026 20:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0