TrousersOfDoom 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸

Darren Johnson: "When I sniff a toilet seat I want to know that it haa only been sat on by someone who was assigned female at birth."

I mean, 1 Corinthians 13 is a perennial banger.

Yes, in the Islamic world the concept of a hereditary caliphate was abolished a hundred years ago, but all it takes is a party led by a gay Jewish man to gain a few seats in Parliament and it’ll be right back before you can say “Inshallah”.

The great thing is, you can use it for any country.

Yes, 911 are bad, but what about all the dying elephants?

We didn't start the fire . . .

FT comments section this morning - saying what everyone else is thinking, right?

Tinto Brass’ Pride and Prejudice.

The US and Israel have - once again - killed more civilians in the last week than died on October 7th.

“But I, that am not shaped for sportive tricks,
Nor made to court an amorous looking-glass;
I, that am rudely stamp'd, and want love's majesty
To strut before a wanton ambling nymph;
I, that am curtail'd of this fair proportion,
Cheated of feature by dissembling nature”

The problem with any actor playing Sherlock Holmes is that they have no experience of growing up with a frankly ridiculous name. And I expect the same will be true for *checks notes* Hero Fiennes Tiffin.

Monty Python - I Like Chinese (Official Lyric Video) YouTube video by Monty Python

EXCLUSIVE! Found on Joani Reid’s Spotify account!
youtu.be/7DqvweTYTI0?...

“His?”

Although some interpret it as also about a drug trip going badly wrong, Bowie denied this.

I mean, it was more of a metaphor for going on tour, whereas Bowie’s was an actual story about a (spoiler) stranded astronaut.

She had the temerity to be a role model for plus size girls and then to lose weight.

I think there was corruption in my polling station; Kamala Harris didn’t even appear on my ballot.

One of the greatest, Bruce Campbell, announcing he has cancer. Our hearts are with you Bruce, Hail to the King.

If they're being paid for it, I say we double down.

Dog hat
Dog hat
It's a dog hat
Looks very smart
With a tie or a cravat.

It makes you wonder if he ever wrote a story about Sherlock Holmes involving fairies but The Strand refused to print it.

Bold claim from the racist pensioner party.

I'm sure the Iranian government will feel the consequences at the ballot box.

And 20 years ago. .
www.theguardian.com/politics/200...

I mean, at least if Iran levels Jerusalem with cluster bombs it stops Israel and the Palestinians arguing over who owns it, right?

Paddington bear ushering Ayatollah Khameini into the afterlife.

“You know, I always said marmalade was halal.”

“I know.”

Iraq and their historical BFF Iran. No, I’ve never read a book on the subject, why would you ask?

Should be pointed out that this is all incomes of the mortgagees, so would incorporate a couple with an average income of £30k, rising to £45k for second and third.