Oil prices rapidly rising whilst stating that you are going to control the sale of oil from Venezuela.
06.03.2026 15:54
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Oil prices rapidly rising whilst stating that you are going to control the sale of oil from Venezuela.
ah, I presume you don't keep in touch?
maybe meet her at her greatest hits tour
Was this the follow up to "Boys, Boys, Boys"?
To engage the youth of today in politics we need an icon, an oral Colossus, a proud warrior-politico... We need Alan B'Stard.
I miss you Rik
#rikmayall
just like the rhyme from the Dead Sea Scrolls...
Big, late, shite, sleep through the night.
Wet, early, dump, all day you're a grump.
BREAKING: Disney to remake "Mandela" with Nick Cage in lead role
only after he has the Crystal Skull on the throne of Eldorado
It's pronounced 'scones' not 'scones'
I can't be the only one who thought "fish tank" was rhyming slang?
there is a difference between dogs and horses.
Folks don't go Horsing
Alien Vs The Cremulator
In theatres this spring!
"HANDS UP!"
"eh..."
Prove it
🎶Heads, Shoulders, Laser Toes, Laser Toes 🎶
But Willie always comes!
Mk3, is that the one before it went all square?
is that a mk1 Cortina?
Fair.
Can Willie come over?
Tom Hanks always signs autographs as "Tom Hanks".
Don't you think It would be a lot cooler if he signed "THanks"
Interviewer: I'm meant questions about the job
🎶 I'm not standing...
yeah, all these athletes missing out on Olympic recognition!
Who ya gonna call?...
Maybe the Bus Driver doesn't pick anybody up cause he doesn't like people talking behind his back.
Big Baby inc
But Dad he's Rich too!
OH.MY.GOD!
You are so embarrassing, Dad!
I hate you, I hate you, I hate you!
Can I have £20, and a lift to Richard's house please?
He's expecting me [sweet smile]
Daaahd 😠
It's "Bern" when my friends can hear!
