it'll be live in a few hours... I'm going to bed and can't find the "schedule post" function

It's time to talk about how Google has been ruining YouTube since 2006. This is the real Rewind.
youtu.be/cuMf7bR139k

First post on this less-hellscape hellscape of rounded edges and safe gray/blue colors. I will fix your computer and your marriage; ask me questions for the next "inbox.exe" video