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Matt “10º warmer than Duluth" L

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Assistant Ketchup Sommelier - center fielder 1908 Chicago Brown Sox’s - third chair kazoo of the Whoville municipal brass band Motto: “We all need more equality and less bullsh!t”

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Meanwhile in Russia…

“In St. Petersburg, near the Black River, a beaver felled a tree, which fell on a parked car.”

🦫

www.mk.ru/incident/202...

07.03.2026 00:57 👍 27 🔁 4 💬 5 📌 0

I mean that’s what beavers do. They are just restoring habitat, man. The St. Pete’s bourgeoisie should be grateful to have more wetlands. They sequester more carbon than pine tree forests.

07.03.2026 01:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Was he drunk before he became an unlicensed mechanic?

07.03.2026 01:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Disability accommodations are a rare thing that actually trickles down. You like curb cutouts? Auto-opening doors? Jar openers? Ramps? Hand rails? YOU’RE WELCOME

Even as an abled person you use disability accommodations every single day.

Supporting accommodations actually helps everyone.

07.03.2026 00:13 👍 611 🔁 208 💬 11 📌 7

The first time was funny, but now it’s just playing Fidesz’s game.

07.03.2026 00:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Who in their right mind would buy children while tennis shoes?

07.03.2026 00:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Truth in advertising

06.03.2026 21:49 👍 42 🔁 7 💬 3 📌 0

No doubt. But are there enough politicians who grasp this? Of any party?

06.03.2026 23:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yeah, I heard that was a no-no.

06.03.2026 23:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

An insane warlord facing death contemplates invading Persia as his last hurrah and has enormous issues with supply lines, treacherous foreign allies, and rising debts. Is it Phillip II or Donald Trump? Take the quiz!

06.03.2026 21:42 👍 337 🔁 79 💬 10 📌 5
06.03.2026 22:18 👍 113 🔁 14 💬 2 📌 0
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06.03.2026 22:28 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

I despise that guy. But I don’t live in Maine so it’s not my job sort nonsense that out. But I’m keeping my eye out for that BS in my own state.

06.03.2026 23:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

it’s always so embarrassing when Fancy Children try to pretend they’re the salt of the earth, but its extra embarrassing when those Fancy Children decide to complete their romp through the world of the common people with a cheeky working-class Nazi tattoo

06.03.2026 22:35 👍 174 🔁 14 💬 4 📌 0

you see, the friend of my enemy who is therefore my enemy and is also the enemy of my (former?) friends but is also my friend is my frenemy

06.03.2026 22:38 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

ok so I can think of one ethical use for Kalshi

06.03.2026 22:38 👍 107 🔁 11 💬 0 📌 0

Yep, “Mark Zuckerberg’s pervert glasses” and “Microslop” 🙂‍↕️

Also fixed this part.

#Meta #Microsoft

06.03.2026 22:43 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I think if you’re OK with Graham Platner working for Blackwater, you have officially lost the moral high ground required to yell at anyone else for working for a military contractor or being in the military ever again

Like sorry you gotta choose!

06.03.2026 22:47 👍 343 🔁 52 💬 9 📌 5

Our investor class also fundamentally lack the theory of mind required to go “hmm, but what if the other parties to conflict don’t WANT to let Trump end the war.”

06.03.2026 22:49 👍 73 🔁 15 💬 6 📌 0
MYTH: These strikes could lead to a long war.
FACT: It depends how many decades you consider “long.”

MYTH: These strikes could lead to a long war. FACT: It depends how many decades you consider “long.”

Trump’s War On Iran: Myth Vs. Fact https://theonion.com/trumps-war-on-iran-myth-vs-fact/

06.03.2026 23:00 👍 889 🔁 98 💬 6 📌 4

“… the light of consciousness.” What is this guy talking about? It’s even more puzzling when he includes Elon Musk in that sentence. Musk doesn’t have consciousness, he’s just a planarian that reacts to money and publicity.

06.03.2026 23:34 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happy thoughts!

06.03.2026 21:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man with a mustache and a caption that says i learned it by watching you ALT: a man with a mustache and a caption that says i learned it by watching you

USA to UK: “I learned it by watching you!”

06.03.2026 21:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

evil. it's ok to call evil people evil. in fact it is necessary

06.03.2026 20:17 👍 489 🔁 118 💬 4 📌 1

I do hope that they say this every Sunday between when Labor calls the election and Election Day.

06.03.2026 21:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Me, writing: Haha, fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

Me, editing: Well, this fucking sucks.

06.03.2026 20:21 👍 614 🔁 28 💬 17 📌 1

Wow. That’s stunning. Is the two tailed dog party still on the ballot?

06.03.2026 21:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hear Hear.

06.03.2026 20:36 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Jail em or get repeats

06.03.2026 20:52 👍 26 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Again, the reason the awful & illegal things keep happening in 🇺🇸 politics, from 1865 'til now, is bc there are never any personal, legal, or professional consequences for the awful & illegal things happening in 🇺🇸 politics. <Everyone> from the GWB era went on to $$ gigs in media, business, & academia

06.03.2026 20:53 👍 155 🔁 43 💬 4 📌 1