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A SKELATEN IN GROCEY STORE "LOL IF YOUR USING TWITTER IN 2026, IF I WANTED TO BEYELLED AT BY A BOT I WOULD MOVE ITEMS TO THE BAGGING AREA WITHOUT SCANNING THEM " DONT KNOW IF YOU SAW IT LATELY BUT ITS SOMEHOW EVEN WORSE THAN IT WAS IN 2025, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2024, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2023, ETC, BY THE TIME THE SHIT GOT SOLD TO ELLON IT WAS ALREADY ALMOST DEAD, THE LAST HANDFUL OF HUMAN USERS WANDERING IN ALGORITHM HELL WHILE BOTS RESPONT TO THEM IN GPT SPEAK, THE AGING SNARKY COMMENTERS REFUSING TO MOVE TO BSKY OR THREADS BECAUSE THE PEOPLE ONE NOTCH DUMMER THEN THEM ARE STILL ON TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO DUNK THEM BECAUSE WITHOUT THAT THEY HAVE NOTHING TO SAY AND NO WAY TO PROVE THERE SELF WORTH, AND THE PEPE NAZI'S FEEL EMBOLDENED TO START NEW SLURS AND SMACK THEM SELF IN THE FACE WITH OBJECTS TO INCREASE THEIR JAW LINE, BUT EVEN THEY DONT LIKE IT BECAUSE "THE LIBS" ARE NO LONGER THERE TO GET MAD AT THEM, AN APP FOR NO ONE WITH A SOUL, OWNED BY DEVIL, STILL FULL OF YOUR DEAD FRIENDS POSTS FROM YEARS PAST, AN ENTIRE ERA OF YOUR LIFE ONLINE NOW ONLY EVIDENCED BY OLD WORDS CARVED INTO THE CLIFFS OF HELL,,,,, BUT WHAT DO I KNOW IM JUST A SKELETIN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN

oooof im feeling Big Depressed

you draw up that ad for amtrak?
sure did boss, diarrhea money shot just like you asked

maybe i will take myself to my favorite bar on my bday and do 1 alcohol

imo society diminishing and disrespecting many forms of traditional crafts and skills such as sewing, ceramics, knitting, and even creating folk art as “old lady activities” has hurt us in immeasurable ways & is One of many reasons we’re much more wasteful and Lack basic life skills

I've learned that you cant be too attached to plans in life

i mean, if im not busy with (gestures to everything on fire)

it wont really matter if this paper does well bc i probably wont be able to get a job in my field rn after my position expires. im trying to figure out how to reinvent myself and hoping at least I'll finally have the bandwidth to write novels again, and that'll be the silver lining.

everyone who has read my pre-submission paper has been v excited about the results of the creative assay I came up with

hides the changeling rogue behind my back: no no I'm not the most predictable person ever, nothing to see here

i forgor to mention but i get to join a pathfinder 2e campaign! I've been wanting to try the 2nd edition

I've recovered from my status ailment! but I'll have to make a con saving throw against the time change tomorrow morning

only if they give him treats

he read it!

A Shadow The Hedgehog promotional image with the caption 'SORRY I FORGOT ABOUT INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY. I SIMPLY DIDN'T REALISE THAT IT WASN'T ALL YEAR.'

the sunglasses stay ON during my medically induced coma

A photo taken from the POV of OP, with a tricolor cat sitting on a pillow on their lap also facing a laptop.

he reads everything you guys post

(i donated blood this morning .i unfortunately am Feeling It)

status condition added: bloodless (3 turns)

I'm having a really really good time playing dos2!!!! i like it better than bg3 so far overall except ofc graphics and character creation. but i appreciate that my steamdeck doesn't struggle with loading its graphics 😅

im gonna cosplay fane.......... yep

my paper is circulating with the authors postdocs can have a little dos2, as a treat

teleport, only the greatest spell ever. i will never tire of it

kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

Anyways.

reaches sadly for FEA

the farm is now my dad's!! but idk if he'll get animals or not.

grandpa 1 was a farmer and owned an auto parts store. he lived in Misery his whole life I think
grandpa 2 died before i was born but he worked on computers in NYC I think (?). He was originally from norway tho

yea that's extremely fair

Mine does too!!! but with the vanilla wafers! it's right by my bus stop too heehee

banana pudding is a valid breakfast idc