Audrey Armstrong

And the authors of those anonymous Oscar ballots every year? Surprisingly, it’s Martin Scorsese!

Doug Ford's new plan for the Toronto waterfront is wild

Also learned she's canonically a trans woman which is super lit. protect the dolls indeed

Colleagues in Magic, I implore you to ignore the lure of Sauron's ring and instead vote for my girl Felothar. Please, us Abzan players need this

I regularly quote this line to myself and I've never even seen the movie. I can never get enough of it.

A huge bank of greying, slushy snow buries a sign that says “notice: walkway closed for the winter”

Economical storytelling

I am hearing that on her deathbed Kristi Noem received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!

bluesky is an echo chamber where you learn about alf's dick. twitter is an echo chamber where you learn to say stuff like "actually it's called ephebophilia"

"you need to learn how to use gAI or you'll get left behind!"

counterpoint!

the absolute fastest way to render yourself unemployable is to build your skillset around a tool that does your thinking for you, that everyone has access to, and that one company can change or take away at any time

Mr. Met is officially Hamas.

I will run for mayor on a "Destroy Deco Labels" platform and nothing else

SOMEONE SAVE ME FROM THE FUCKING FORD FAMILY

From CP24, Michael Ford says he's giving "serious consideration" to Toronto mayoral run

NO! GOD FUCK PLEASE NO GOD NO

strong memories of that time I got accused of appropriating witches by wearing a witch hat for halloween

prompted by "looking at the entire timeline debating whether nuclear war is happening soon"

I think this is the month I finally delete my Twitter account. Not been posting, in fairness, but just looking at it is an endless suck machine of misery and torture

WE HAVE BEEN SPARED BY GOD

Toronto Blue Jays 7, Canada 0

Toronto vs Canada. The natural order of things.

War! What is it good for?

Well, that’s a complicated question. To properly answer it we have to go back to 1939 at the start of WWII -

god they really did call it "epic fury" huh

Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads: The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same... - Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist

Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.

Please for the love of fuck stop using the phrase “World War III” every time the US bombs someone

most shockingly of all, the alien craft was reportedly adorned with a sort of bumper sticker that said "Earth Hoes Cant Fuck"

I think hiring Max Landis will be successful. How could hiring someone notoriously impossible to work with, a C-League Jared Leto sex abuser, and a clinically terrible writer, be anything BUT successful?

The people of Gorton and Denton have voted overwhelmingly to give heroin to Sir Keir Starmer’s son, and I hope the prime minister will now do the decent thing.

i.e. the thing a lot of the conversation becomes about vs whether they're blacklisting people, imo

Yeah that's definitely a concern there.

With news orgs it's not that it's substantially much different but it is the bit I think will end up being most prominent

I am more concerned about right wingers controlling news organizations than films tbh. There are people scared they’ll kill their favourite gay ship, I’m not sure this is Ellison’s main priority.