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Telling the Colombian E11even dancer next to me in the elevator that Jayson Tatum passed the 'Mazzulla Logic-Puzzle Meridian' and is active tonight while she sprays me with mace

06.03.2026 21:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Worst Guys guest ever

06.03.2026 21:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The New Yorker
Kristi Noem will be remembered as the most incompetent Secretary in the 23-year history of the D.H.S.
now

The New Yorker Kristi Noem will be remembered as the most incompetent Secretary in the 23-year history of the D.H.S. now

I don’t think the incompetence actually is going to be what Kristi Noem is remembered for.

It will be the killings, the lawlessness, and the grift, if I had to guess.

06.03.2026 20:38 👍 1705 🔁 271 💬 62 📌 31
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Lou Holtz Lisped Like A Champion | Defector When old guys who played for Lou Holtz talk about him, from my experience, they don’t bring up schemes or Xs and O’s. They bring up speeches from the crusty but legendary coach, TV pundit, and…

Lou Holtz lisped like a champion: defector.com/lou-holtz-li...

06.03.2026 16:53 👍 15 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

I went to college in Maine and vacationed there all my youth and I will still never ever understand Maine

06.03.2026 17:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

06.03.2026 13:38 👍 8637 🔁 1964 💬 84 📌 34

MS NOW confirms Corey Lewandowski is also out at DHS.

06.03.2026 13:46 👍 10021 🔁 1646 💬 819 📌 382

paging jill filipovic

06.03.2026 03:48 👍 69 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

Holy shit

06.03.2026 03:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Kristi Noam as they take away her fuck jet

05.03.2026 20:23 👍 39 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

It’s long past time to get David a new podcast cohost as Drew kept ruining this extremely good chat

06.03.2026 01:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

Screaming

05.03.2026 22:00 👍 16054 🔁 3262 💬 244 📌 169
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Perfect tribute

05.03.2026 23:07 👍 310 🔁 23 💬 14 📌 1

Have you seen the head of CBS News

05.03.2026 22:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Markwayne Mullin Reportedly Fingered Nostrils of Colleagues and Their Spouses During Visit to Israel

Markwayne Mullin Reportedly Fingered Nostrils of Colleagues and Their Spouses During Visit to Israel

what fresh hell

17.11.2023 23:02 👍 2514 🔁 552 💬 193 📌 517
Jayapal Statement on Trump Ousting Noem

“Good riddance. I called for Secretary Noem to be fired, to resign, or to be impeached yesterday, and now she has been.

“Kristi Noem has overseen a lawless DHS that killed two Americans in the street, put children in prison camps, separated families, detained US citizens, led to 41 deaths in custody, and wasted millions of taxpayer dollars.

“Congress still cannot fund DHS until there is real, tangible proof that this will be a meaningful, structural change.”

Jayapal Statement on Trump Ousting Noem “Good riddance. I called for Secretary Noem to be fired, to resign, or to be impeached yesterday, and now she has been. “Kristi Noem has overseen a lawless DHS that killed two Americans in the street, put children in prison camps, separated families, detained US citizens, led to 41 deaths in custody, and wasted millions of taxpayer dollars. “Congress still cannot fund DHS until there is real, tangible proof that this will be a meaningful, structural change.”

Kristi Noem has overseen a lawless DHS — good riddance.

My full statement on Trump firing her:

05.03.2026 19:34 👍 148 🔁 19 💬 9 📌 0
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Bye bitch

05.03.2026 21:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

05.03.2026 19:22 👍 29369 🔁 3994 💬 368 📌 161

If he ever says he fired Kristi Noem like a dog that would be as satisfying as the entire John Wick series

05.03.2026 18:38 👍 153 🔁 26 💬 4 📌 0
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Exclusive | Trump Is Preparing to Fire Kristi Noem The president has already been asking aides and congressional Republicans for names of potential replacements.

Let’s fucking goooooo www.wsj.com/politics/pol...

05.03.2026 18:10 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I would argue that Erika Kirk was near the highest of her being in demand and it resulted in absolutely putrid numbers. Nobody gives a fuck about any of these town halls

05.03.2026 16:42 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fox News Light getting the don’t call us, we’ll call you lol

05.03.2026 16:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

among other things, it's very very funny to imagine Trump having granular knowledge and strong opinions about various obscure Iranian regime figures possibly in the running.

05.03.2026 16:32 👍 2369 🔁 331 💬 254 📌 34

Ah shoot, I was just thinking the Doctor in that!

05.03.2026 16:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Now that I’m thinking about it, I don’t think there have been many ABA players who have appeared on film?!

05.03.2026 16:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s to the benefit of everyone that TCW chatters less here while he huffs his own farts with the egg head man on the csam site

05.03.2026 15:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

He couldn’t face softballs from regime media?

05.03.2026 14:28 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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GOP senator joins police in ejecting anti-war protester from Capitol Hill hearing A Senate Republican assisted several police officers in ejecting a man who interrupted a Capitol Hill hearing on Wednesday to object to the U.S. and Israel's war with Iran.

this is literally right wing propaganda. cbs news cannot be trusted.

05.03.2026 04:05 👍 4469 🔁 871 💬 122 📌 60
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‘Nazi heaven’: Inside Miami campus Republicans’ racist group chat The chat is the subject of a Florida International University police investigation.

The secretary of Miami-Dade County’s GOP started a group chat for conservative students — and within 3 weeks, it was filled with over 400 instances of the N-word, Nazi rhetoric and writings of "dozens of ways of violently killing Black people"

05.03.2026 03:14 👍 5512 🔁 2647 💬 282 📌 578