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Bill Wolkoff

@billwearsties

Writer, cyclist, tie-wearer. FKA flying_lobster on the bird app. He/Him.

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Lunchtime doodle.

05.03.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Lunchtime doodle.

03.03.2026 20:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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My son’s portrait of me as a banana.

02.03.2026 04:57 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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5th grader caption contest entry.

02.03.2026 00:20 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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We celebrate the good, too. The Mountain is out. And the animated film. A transportive reminder of the boundless world we’re all lucky to be conscious of beyond the steady diet of bile these algorithms keep feeding us. #Gorillaz

27.02.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I was numbed so it didn't hurt like that scene in M3GAN.

27.02.2026 02:32 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Afternoon doodle.

26.02.2026 00:53 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Remembering this great Robert Carradine moment from The Big Red One, where he played cigar chomping Sam Fuller when he was a private in WWII, who also directed him in this scene. "I wrote it, Babyface." RIP.

24.02.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Saw the 2nd to last show. The demon barber’s blade made blood petals fly from necks. Leslie Margherita was such a great Mrs. Lovett. In utter awe of her. I have never seen a better β€œa Little Priest,” which felt especially timely. Eminently practical. And yet appropriate as always.

23.02.2026 03:46 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Yesterday in the rain I got a glimpse into the puddle dimension.

17.02.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Let’s flood the timelines with our favorite Duvall moments. For a day all feeds everywhere should be nothing but Duvall. RIP

16.02.2026 18:55 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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Saw Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie knowing nothing about it. Loved it. Constantly surprising. Amazed at how it the filmmakers pulled it off. It’s a this-is-why-I-love-going-to-movies movie that I want to tell everyone about. Go see it.

16.02.2026 05:59 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Morning confession.

13.02.2026 17:47 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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I just really love this way of commuting to work.

12.02.2026 16:10 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Decided to read this book again. If you’ve never read it and you live in America, you should read it too, especially after today.

07.02.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lumpy will save us all.

04.02.2026 03:34 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Lumpy. "He dates to the 8th Century in China where he was considered sacred."

04.02.2026 03:33 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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Fun fact.

03.02.2026 04:35 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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We lost Buster today.

01.02.2026 19:09 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 0
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At Burbank City Hall to protest the ICE killings of lawful protesters and the enormous lie that ICE is deporting criminals and somehow β€œmaking us safe” when it’s the exact opposite. I think my son’s sign says it best. #AbolishICE

30.01.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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Strange New Worlds got 4 Saturn noms! πŸͺπŸͺπŸͺπŸͺ

27.01.2026 22:36 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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I will live a long, prosperous life.

26.01.2026 03:42 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Reason no. 3761 I do the xword: the occasional bits of mind blowing inspiration I come across while solving. #AwesomelySimple

25.01.2026 20:40 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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In the park with my family trying to do the crossword and this is all I can think about.

25.01.2026 00:00 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Re: the comments of my recent X post

17.01.2026 21:45 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Arguably the most vile human on the planet is taking time away from facilitating the shooting, beating, blinding, and kidnapping of a populace to trash Star Trek. For reasons that are nakedly racist, misogynist, and intolerant. Which means you should watch and support Star Trek.

16.01.2026 02:53 πŸ‘ 60 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 4
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60 years later, Star Trek puts a fresh spin on the franchise by embracing an unlikely trope Starfleet Academy combined tributes to Deep Space Nine and Voyager with Animal House-style antics

It’s always a good week when a new Star Trek premieres. I haven’t seen Starfleet Academy yet but can’t wait for it. Excited for my friends who’ve been working on this for years to have their creative and technical labor of love out in the galaxy finally.

11.01.2026 20:00 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0
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JD Vance hates democracy.

09.01.2026 07:43 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Well it only took six years but looks like it’s nearly time for a Kipo Funko Pop fix!

07.01.2026 16:53 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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Among his many far worse offenses, it’s worth noting the President is a fugitive of linguistics and belongs in pun jail.

06.01.2026 16:56 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0